I was sitting here asking a question about the Gibberish language, when I had a massive explosion in my rectum, which came out my anus. I'm pretty sure the source of this was the Tuna casserole and beans I had for dinner. I also had a Taco Bell Cheesy bean & rice burrito (it's really good, you should try it some time).
Well anyways, the smell was so bad ... I think it killed my hamster, and I nearly passed out. Thank God this didn't happen in the elevator at work (they may have thought it was some sort of biological terror attack).
Does this ever happen to you?
2006-12-22 13:31:01 · 24 answers · asked by danhh 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I saw that the EPA put you on their Watch List, and if you will look outside your window, there is a Hazmat unit setting up on your street! Tell them it was the hamster!!
2006-12-22 13:41:55 · answer #1 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tuna casserole + beans will do that to hamsters....every year, 80% of the deaths in the world are from farts.
2006-12-22 21:34:01 · answer #2 · answered by radioflyer 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yeah dude we have fart contests all the time around MY house we eat the most spiciest and gasiest things and then let it rip while we are sitting around doing bong hits and watching people's court. Judge Millian is HOT man!
2006-12-22 21:38:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when I was a little kid, I was reading comics in bed with my brother, well he pushed my head under the covers and let loose a fart so noxious and toxic that I puked all over him. we had to change the sheets and take showers, and he made me promise not to tell my Mom how I came to throw up in his bed.
2006-12-22 21:40:42 · answer #4 · answered by Big hands Big feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah... the past 2 days... im on meds that are really screwing with my tummy!
It's so bad that the paint is peeling off the wall...
It's so bad that the dog won't even go near me, and they sniff butts for a living...
2006-12-22 21:34:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Uh, no try some Mylanta tabs extra strengh N Y does every1 always blame mexicanish food ???...
2006-12-23 00:32:03 · answer #6 · answered by Nitemuse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
last week
they smelled like rotten eggs
my kids would not come near me
too bad I wasn't in bed I could have pulled the "dutch oven" on my husband
2006-12-22 21:34:34 · answer #7 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Depends on what i eat,but yeah Chinese food usually gives me the silent but violent gas bombs,and after you smell the first one they get worse and worse
2006-12-22 21:34:27 · answer #8 · answered by Droptine s 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, but I had to get away from the stench. It sounds like you smelled like stank on stank.
2006-12-22 21:40:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny,...Yes, I have wondered "what the h*ll have I been eating"????? and I can't hardly be around myself.
2006-12-22 21:43:00 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋