What if he muffles the sound with poison oak leaves.....
then the irritation will lead to growls.
Will anyone hear the growls?
2006-12-22 12:50:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
YES!--- but it's not quite what you might think. (Yes, I will go off-topic for a while, BEAR with me!) Scientists have been dealing with the problem of natural tree falls (and the sound they make--or don't make) for quite some time and have drawn some rather surprising conclusions. If a tree falls and there is a person around the sound is easily recognized. If a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody nearby, the sound that it makes is very different and often not recognized as the sound of a tree falling...Either way, there is a sound. Even though plants do not show any changes to the naked (or lensed) eye, when a human is in their presence systemic biological changes have been discovered that have grave effects on plant life when a person is within 300 meters. This effect is called "human stress syndrome". Apparently, when a tree is about to fall, if it senses a human nearby the biological stresses of human presence cause the cell walls in the plant to become brittle and it is the cell brittleness responsible for the familiar sound we know as that of a tree fall. The cell brittleness also has significant effects to the quality of the lumber, making it much more suitable for use in construction..............................................................................
so it should do the same for a bear! LOL
2006-12-22 12:56:25 · answer #1 · answered by Dynamite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lay person would say yes. However, due to the musculature of the bear anal cavity, the only kind of fart a bear can perform without imploding is an SBD. Therefore, no... it will not make a sound.
2006-12-22 12:57:17 · answer #2 · answered by eric d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to say the Bear would be the best one to ask about that. I'd do so cautiously though, otherwise, the next phart may have an aroma similiar to your scent.
2006-12-22 12:56:26 · answer #3 · answered by 35 YEARS OF INTUITION 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My uncle is a bear to live with. When he farts, I not only hear it, I also smell it, and that includes in our out of the forest.
2006-12-22 12:58:14 · answer #4 · answered by Stay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not only will it make a sound he may need to bring a poo-per scooper with him. And for the worst scenario..... I hope he doesn't light a cigarette. This is what Smokey warns about.
2006-12-22 12:56:01 · answer #5 · answered by Bob S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bear can fart where ever it wants and it will make a sound.
2006-12-22 12:54:15 · answer #6 · answered by one10soldier 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have some very interesting questions to contemplate. Do you have a lot of time on your hands?
2006-12-22 12:54:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as with all of this type of question a vibe-ration is made, but to be a sound it must be heard (received)
2006-12-22 13:53:26 · answer #8 · answered by Jerry B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Bear farts are naturally silent and inaudible. :-)
2006-12-22 12:55:06 · answer #9 · answered by Salem 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that depends if anyones around to here it
2006-12-22 12:53:41 · answer #10 · answered by Susan K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋