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2006-12-22 12:17:53 · 3 answers · asked by alirmotealleh 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
ITS ALL IN RED AND WHITE
We'd hear the distant, magic jingle
of the one they called Kris Kringle,
bringing us what we asked for,
and hopefully, a little more.
To answer each and every wish,
he'd have to own a microfiche;
to know the naughty from the nice,
would take a high-tech "spy" device!
They had us thinking that his flight
could reach the world in just one night,
and from one bag, he had the toys
to satisfy all girls and boys.
One day, we'd all feel like a heel
to find that "Santa" wasn't real!
(With Santa gone, those naughty elves
should raid his house and help themselves
with Mrs. Claus in jubilee,
the one day she is "Santa-free").
He'd sneak inside without first knocking,
leave us toys and fill each stocking,
make time to get off his feet
and help himself to something sweet.
No wonder Santa was so big,
when gorging like a starving pig!
"St. Nick" was sure to far out-weigh
his nine reindeer and open sleigh!
He'd fly unseen, when heading back
from chimney soot that turned him black.
Imagine what an awful sight
he'd look while on his homeward flight!
Could that be why our chimneys grew-
to help him "slip" on down the flue?
We build that roaring fire each year
on Christmas day, without a fear.
Someone will soon run out of luck
the day he gets hopelessly stuck!
If smoke won't channel up your flue,
just look for Santa's residue,
or take a look upon the roof
for nine horned critters on the hoof!
Our children love this Santa Claus,
who gets away with broken laws;
A trillion counts of breaking in
and gluttony, a well-known sin,
invading privacy and lives
and kissing everybody's wives.
"The fashion king of all role models
and peeping Tom who lies and waddles."
...Let's over-stuff the big red whale
and end this far-fetched fairytale!
2006-12-22 12:27:12 · answer #1 · answered by Will T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i danced around a chrismas tree all i did was laugh i took a fall and to the mall and out with those heavy bags
2006-12-22 20:23:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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HILARIOUS!!
2006-12-22 22:03:22 · answer #3 · answered by Ton Ton 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋