Can you tell me a funny hunting or fishing story?

Question

I have to have a an outdoors sports funny thing to tell.

Answer 1

So one day My Husband and out 3 kids and my brother his son and his girlfriend decided to go out fishing. We picked a good spot for the 4 kids. The bank was a little steep but we could line the kids up on the shore and let them dangle their feet in as they waited for their bobbers to go under. The bank was a soft bouncy moss and the kids just loved the spot. I had set up my chair and had set bout baiting hooks when my nephew , my brothers girlfriend, and my husband were coming down the bank. (My brothers girlfriend is kind of a "city gal") My husband said "hey Stacy watch out for that snake". There was no snake! But she didn't know that so she started to run. Then slide. I saw it and stood up to try and stop her before she wend head over apple cart into the water........Well I to this day have no clue how I stayed on my feet but I ended up thigh deep and she landed on her butt. We laughed so hard. I had my cell phone on it worked for a few days then we had to replace it. We like to tell this story every time we get together. Especially now that I have moved down the street from the pond where it all happened. Good times. You would think that we would be mad but it was just too funny.

Answer 2

Well true story...these two guys were out hunting one day in a place where they should not have been and they were hunting wild turkey out of season...they found a big one and bagged it...they brought it back to their car and put it in the trunk with the guns...ok they are standing beside the car when all of a sudden there is a thumping inside the trunk and pow one of the shotguns goes off...seems the turkey was not dead yet and wound up shooting one of the guys in the leg...when he got bandaged up they got put in jail for trespassing, hunting without a license and hunting wild turkey out of season...payback is hell! LOL

Answer 3

Here's a hunting tall tale. A man had an old mule that had a sore in its back. He decided to set it free to enjoy a work free last few years of its life. A few years later when the man is hunting in a forest he sees a moving tree and goes to investigate. He discovers that it is his mule with an apple tree and an oak tree growing out of his old mules back. He takes the mule home knowing that his mule probably won't die since he hasn't died by now. He then whittles the oak tree into a saddle because he likes to ride in the shade and eat apples.

Answer 4

One time at the fishing resort I worked at on the West Coast (which was salt water salmon fishing) A customer asked the guide how high above sea level they were at. The guide answered, " About 16" inches from your A ss."

Answer 5

I have a funny to me story..4 of us were fishing 300 miles north of winepeg on this huge lake. we came around a bend and there was a dock. My nepfew asked "who lives there"? so i gave a big speil about the guys name, his wifes name, and what he did for a living. also his kids name and how long they planned to stay at their cabin. I think he believed me until i said "how in the **** should i know? I mean we drove 1000 miles to get there and 20 miles up the lake and we're supposed to know somebody there?

Answer 6

We went fishing one time off of the pier in Galveston Texas and I was feeding the seagulls at the same time my husband went to cast out he caught a seagull.

Answer 7

We coaxed a 375lb friend of mine out of the boat on Lake Erie so that we could see what he looked like on the sonar. He's a good sport.

Answer 8

My Grandpa used to take me fishing as a kid. He'd catch frogs and cut off their legs to use as bait. One day, I went to have my lunch and went to sit on a nearby rock when I turned and saw a frog head sitting square on the rock with his eyes bulging at me. It scared me so bad I went screaming bloody murder! My Grandpa laughed his @ss off!! I guess he tossed the head aside after he cut it off the frog's body and it happened to land square on this rock. I can still remember that to this day, 30 years later!

Answer 9

Yeah, some guys were hunting various animals in the woods. One guy was new at hunting- they told him just to follow the tracks to find the animal. He came back nearly dead, all bruised up and a mess...his friends said "What happened? You get in a fight with a bear?" The guy said "No...you idiots. I followed the tracks just like you said...train came..."

Answer 10

One day, there was this man who took his wife out hunting. He was wearing his camouflage and his wife was wearing a bright yellow jogging suit. They go up in their treestand and the wife goes up to him and says, "Bill, I got to pee." He replies, "Go in a bush." Five minutes later, she says, "When do the deer come out?" And then the man replies, "I don't know." Then they see a deer. The man gets his gun ready. The wife says, "You're not going to shoot it, are you?" And he answers impatiently, "Why do you think I brought the gun for?" Right when he is ready to shoot the deer, the wife screamed, "Run deer, RUN!" The man made a promise to himself not to bring his wife hunting with him again. EVER!!!