If the legendary St. Nick belonged to a political party, which one do you think it would be and why would he subscibe to this party? Any party that you can think of is fair game. Please include your thoughts on why Santa would be a member.
2006-12-22 11:52:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
republican because:
-spins the truth, when caught picking his nose, sayign it is how he gets back up the chimney
-he forces employees to work in bad conditions
-keeps lists
-always wathcing to see if you naughty or nice
-he thinks he has the right to come into your home without a warrant, or permission
-obviously doesn't care how he is contributing to deforestation with all the wood he uses to make toys.
-commercializes himself, by allowing companies to put him on Christmas cards, decorations, and candy.
-he's always on vacation except one night out of the year.
-he like little kids sitting on his lap, and entices them with candy.
2006-12-22 13:41:15 · answer #1 · answered by qncyguy21 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Republican !! He keeps a LIST of who is naughty/nice. He employees minorities and makes them live on-site. He has some obvious links to the Coal Industry...
He can't be a Democrat because he believes in right and wrong !! Yes, he gives gifts to everyone... but to BAD people he gives COAL !! He also can't be a Democrat because there is NO *UERU" United Elves and Reindeer Union !!
2006-12-22 20:21:30 · answer #2 · answered by mariner31 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Democrat - he never complains about which party he's
giving to.
2006-12-22 20:28:29 · answer #3 · answered by Calee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully he'd be independent, thinking for himself instead of settling for an ideology.
2006-12-22 19:59:22 · answer #4 · answered by wheezer_april_4th_1966 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He would be a liberal green party member
2006-12-22 19:54:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anarchy99 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Definitely a democrat, he is a give not a taker.
2006-12-22 20:15:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
he gives thing to everybody, even the poor, defininetly a democrat
2006-12-22 19:56:44 · answer #7 · answered by Rick J 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Republican-he works hard all year, then voluntarily gives it all away. Also, he's a Christian.
2006-12-22 19:55:28 · answer #8 · answered by republican 2 · 2⤊ 5⤋