Where does the other sock go in the dryer?

Question

I swear i had them both in there when i started the load.

I asked this before and i really loved my responces, so i thought id post again.

Answer 1

What you do not know and must now be told is information "THEY" don't want us to know.

I to have suffered financially due to the many disappearing socks. This prompted me to set up very sophisticated equipment around my dryer. After washing single pairs of socks repeatedly, I found nothing and gave up. So I did a regular load of laundry as it was backing up a bit, but I left the equipment in place because I'm lazy.

An hour later a very large load from the washer went to the dryer, and I started the dryer. Half an hour into the drying cycle my equipment went nuts, and I ran down the stairs to see what had happened. Once downstairs, the equipment was once again silent.

I rapidly pulled out all my clothing and counted the socks. Sure enough one, and only one, was missing. I down loaded all the data from my instruments into my computer. What I found was chilling.

The camera picked up a kind of glowing object just above the dryer. Then a second object seemed to open a hole in the top of the dryer. From the first object a hand like thing emerged and desended into the top of the dryer and pulled out a sock and returned to into the first glowing object. Then both were gone.

I checked the digital recorder and found a voice saying, "success we have another". then I heard evil laughter. The next sounds recorded were me coming down the stairs in a hurry.

My conclusions on this event are:
1: The first tests were not long enough to generate results.

2: The extended length of time needed to dry a large load of laundry properly, somehow opened a portal into another dimention where they have a great need for slightly damp socks of all sizes and colors.

3: I watch way to much Sci-fi channel

Answer 2

I'm not sure where the socks go - maybe they cross over to the other side w/ the spirits that inhabit the laundry room.

I did find out where there is a lot of spare change. The unbalanced washer shoved the drier back about 6 inches and Viola! about 2.75 in change. At least the spirits are leaving payment for the missing socks - on the honor system even!!!

Answer 3

SOCK HEAVEN

A fate to which we all are proned
with every pair we've ever owned,
it happens to our favorite pair
as one dissolves into thin air!

Once the laundry has been done,
what left as two, returns as one.
the one sock comes back nice and clean-
its mate is never again seen,

or magically, "if" both come back,
the one is blue, the other-black!
The search is on to find those socks
from hampers, trash to litter box,

continuing behind the doors,
in closets, dressers, beds and floors.
(You probably thought you'd never miss
the one that found the deep abyss!)

Once "ZAPPED" as with a magic wand,
it's doomed to meet the "Great Beyond".
We victims have the right to know,
"Where DO those other half-pairs go"?

I heard one soul confess and say,
his "wreaked" so foul it hopped away!
To keep his tootsies smelling sweet,
he now parades in "sock-less" feet!

To better fight the "lost-sock-blues",
just tape your pant legs to your shoes,
or hide the fact that one was lost,
by sitting with the ankles crossed!

Perhaps one striped and one argyle
will come to be the latest style?
Until then, "Makers hear our plea:
Why don't they come in pairs of 'three"?

Answer 4

Sock Heaven

Answer 5

Hello =)

Are you familiar with the Buddhist Doctrine of Emptiness ??

Well, basically, all physical phenomenon arise from, and depart into emptiness, depending upon their causes and conditions. Clothes driers, for reasons that seem to elude us, create causes and conditions that allow socks to depart into emptiness.

The short answer is: Elsewhere

Happy Holidays and Namaste,

--Tom

Answer 6

I think there must be a parallel universe, and people there are asking the same question. I really think we need to make contact with life out there, and exchange socks, and maybe knowledge.

Answer 7

i understand for reals that happens to me perpetually and then I ought to pass purchase new socks through fact i in basic terms have one sock from each and each pair. now and back I basically positioned each and each lacking sock with yet another lacking sock and then i positioned on like 2 diverse colored socks.

Answer 8

Go through the closet, you will find your socks in Narnia. I think one of your bras ended up there too.

Answer 9

I know what you mean doll and i thought it was the aleins but i think now that it is the gnomes ,people need not put them in their yards ,dont they realize without supervision they can run amuck

Answer 10

When you get a good enough answer let me know so I can start looking for all my babies missing socks!!