If so will it be Workmen's comp claim? And, why is Santa not a woman...
2006-12-22 11:19:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Santa wouldn't sue because he doesn't need any money to exist in our hearts. He could never become injured either because the children and grownups would wish him back to health in no time flat. Santa could be a women, if you believe........
2006-12-22 11:26:15 · answer #1 · answered by breezygirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-05 22:15:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahhahahaaa!!!!
thanks for the Holiday cheer! Maybe he'l hire an attorney and go to court. and say that he is a 'seosanal employee'
Yeah, why isnt santa a women??? I think because of the time period that santa's image began was discriminatory still.
2006-12-22 17:00:48 · answer #3 · answered by firestone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He can't get Workman's Compensation because he is his own boss. Santa isn't a woman because it's a crock that women are the loving and giving gender, it's really men. Besides, a woman would keep half of the gifts for herself.
2006-12-22 11:23:52 · answer #4 · answered by marklemoore 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, he is going to hire an elf to sue the rein deers for reckless flying... lol
2006-12-22 11:24:17 · answer #5 · answered by The Annoying Thing 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he slips on your property, he can sue you.
Only if Santa elected coverage on his work comp policy will he be covered.
Santa has xy chromosomes and is therefore not a woman. I don't know why. same reason i am not, I guess.
You're welcome.
2006-12-22 11:22:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
who would he sue?
If he falls its his fault, unless the elves made a bad sleigh that was faulty which led to him falling.
2006-12-22 11:21:17 · answer #7 · answered by Joeybits 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Workman's comp, pure and simple. Why would Santa be a woman? WHy aren't you one?
2006-12-22 11:26:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You dont have to worry about lawsuits, he is a liberal!
Can you see a conservative ever actually Giving away anything??
Especially to the poor, A conservative would scream if asked to do this!
2006-12-22 11:24:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anarchy99 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but I think I could sue you for asking such an idiotic question.
2006-12-22 11:24:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋