Help, I've been looking after my girlfriends hamster and it has died.?

Question

I had this great idea to get rid of the body by flushing it down the toilet (it works with goldfish, right?). Anyhoo, it's stuck in the ubend now and I can't shift it. Oh and the Girlfriend is back tomorrow, what can I do to free the little blighter or is it byebye Girlfriend & Christmas. Any help at all would be good as I'm obviously a congenital idiot.

Answer 1

Yes u r a big dumbo! how dare you flush a hamster! that is really wierd! you better call a plumber! i can`t belive it DIED! and U flushed it down a tolit!!!!!!!!!! Ok that is just crazy you burry a hamster!!!! BURRY!!!!! not FLUSH!!!!!!! u better call a plumber b-cuz i would hate for your girl-friend to come home and not have a explanation for a broken tolit!!!!!!!!!!!! have u no guilt?! i mean buddy commen sense to burry it!!!!!!!!! just tell her the truth hope-fully she will understand.

Answer 2

in case you won't be able to get to an emergency vet (after hours clinics are interior the yellow pages) then the hamster could ok die. i'm not sure what motives the swelling, yet whilst he has a historical past of eye swelling then something has certainly long gone incorrect and general preventative technique won't help him. i could almost advise putting him out of his misery... i'm sorry to type that. It sounds very painful and intensely no longer ordinary to repair and the sterile water and boric acid won't cut back swelling that great. The wetness could desire to be from the attention draining or the hamster has lost administration of his bowels... the latter is worse than the former, and if the swelling isn't likely down then the draining interior the attention isn't working rapid adequate. attempt looking an after hour vet sanatorium, and rapid.

Answer 3

Oh dear someone is in a bit of a pickle then... If you don't want to stick your arm down there yourselve the only option is to call out a plummer, some one like the drain doctor. However this will be pricey being a saturday morning. As for the the explaination thats up to you. I am sure that your girlfriend will not mind too much that the hamster has gone to the big wheel in the sky. good luck.

Answer 4

Take out the U-Bend and retrieve the hamster, put him/her in a cardboard box with some bedding and just tell your girlfriend the truth - that the hamster died in your care, and that you are sorry.

Do not offer to buy a new hamster. She will have emotional bonds with the hamster and buying her a new one will show that you do not understand her grief. You cannot replace someone you have lost by just by buying a new one the next day. It doesn't work that way with mothers, brothers... etc. So it will not work with a hamster, whatever you may think.

Answer 5

If you can't reach it, then get a plumber's helper and start pumping till it pushing through.

Tell Girlfriend it died and offer to buy her another one. DON"T tell her you flushed it, just say you buried it in the woods....and if she asks to see the grave just make like you can't find it.

This is one of those times when absolute truth is going to get you in trouble...be truthful about the big issue-the little guy died, but not about how you disposed of the body (the little issue). Don't try to replace the hamster-if she cared about it at all she'd know the difference, and if she didn't care much for it she might not want another one.

Answer 6

Tell her that a visiting professor of biology spotted that it was obviously a very rare specimen of interbreeding between hamsters and lemmings and asked to examine it. So you took it out of its cage and whether it was thirsty or whether it was obeying its frustrated lemming-like instincts it hurled itself off the toilet bowl into the depths below. You can add that you're almost certain that you heard it cry 'Gerinomo!' as it took the plunge.

Then you cut your finger and fake a trail of blood from the lamster's cage (or, if female, hemming) to the toilet bowl, showing the evidence that it bit your friend before dashing away.

Finally, invent a letter-head from a firm of lawyers (Messrs. Sue, Grabbit, and Runne) writing on behalf of your friend with a personal injury claim on her householder's allowance for keeping such a dangerous pet on her premises. Should you find yourself able to recover the corpse, have it stuffed in the position where it is propped on its back legs with its front paws brought together as if preparing for a dive.

This should help.

Answer 7

Don't wory about the toilet unless you a) share a house with your girlfriend or b) it's her toilet. Go buy an identical hamster IMMEDIATELY and hope she doesn't notice. Trust me, it's a freaking mini-rat, it's not like she'll say something like, "Does his personality seem different to you?"

As for the guy in the toilet, grab a plunger and work it as hard as you possibly can. If that doesn't work, call a Roto-Router or a plumber and hope to God that they aren't gone for Christmas break.

Trust me; honesty is NOT the best policy. It might have been when it first died, but not anymore now that he's stuck in a pipe.

Answer 8

you're really stupid. down the toilet!! okay, i have a hamster and if my boyfriend did that i be very upset. if i were you, buy her either a puppy or another hamster BUT tell her the truth. seriously, she would probably want the truth.

now for the toilet. either call a plumber or use a plunjer or whatever. thats your problem.

Answer 9

Hamsters only live for 1.5 - 2 years so perhaps its time was just up. Pity you flushed it otherwise you could have taken it to a taxidermist and had it stuffed. Would have lasted for ever then.

Starfox

Answer 10

Eat a lot and then block the toilet with a megaturd. This will hide the carcase. Then tell your GF that the hamster escaped - put down those non lethal mouse traps and pretend to search for it.
I hope this plan works.