Donkey
Pork Chop
Homer Simpson
Knitting
Monopoly
Tardis
2006-12-22 10:42:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
So me & joseph r heading to bethlehem, i'm on the donkey cos i'm about to drop a sprog when suddenly i get this overpowering craving for a pork chop - which isn't good cos its year 0000 and we're kosher! Anyway i'm fighting the craving when on the road who do we meet but the homer simpson. Hes sitting on his family's donkey knitting - he trys to make out that its going to be booties for my kid but i know its a balaclava for his boy! Anyway his two brats are on the back of the donkey allegedly playing travel monopoly but actually shoving plastic hotels up the donkeys *** when suddenly this guy appears as if by magic. He says he's a doctor. "Doctor Who" asks homer? "Who cares" I yell, "I'm a 9 month pregnant virgin on a shagging donkey, we don't need a formal introduction". With that Homers hotel sodomised horse stands on his back legs and morphs into a tiny little metal man. "Tardis" cries the doctor and disappears - taking with him my one chance of an epidural - Men are such bastards!
2006-12-22 13:37:02 · answer #1 · answered by koikoiboi 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Homer Simpson has the monopoly over knitting pork chops in the Tardis with his donkey.
2006-12-22 11:15:43 · answer #2 · answered by ray d 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whilst sitting on his Donkey eating pork chop Homer Simpson who has a monopoly in Tardis driving ohhhh bog I'm off to bed<<<<
2006-12-22 10:54:03
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Homer Simpson rode his donkey who was called knitting, into the town of Tardis near monoply, in Pork Chop County.
2006-12-22 15:42:37 · answer #4 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer Simpson are you gonna just stuff your face with a pork chop while I whittle away knitting a hat for donkey Kong who has the monopoly on Dr Who's tardis.
2006-12-22 10:57:26 · answer #5 · answered by Steadfast † One 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a donkey eating a pork chop saw Homer Simpson knitting a monopoly hotel while sitting next to a Tardis
2006-12-22 10:47:45 · answer #6 · answered by suki doo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The tardis is knitting a pork chop for donkey and homer simpson and his monopoly set
2006-12-22 10:59:20 · answer #7 · answered by Don't Tickle Elmo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used my tardis to go and see Homer Simpson because he cooked me a Pork Chop for my tea, but we ended up knitting and playing Monopoly because his Donkey ate the table
2006-12-22 10:46:58 · answer #8 · answered by Push It 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love my pork chop and so does donkey but knitting is too hard and i lost my tardis while out with homer simpson
2006-12-22 10:50:54 · answer #9 · answered by Postman Pat 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One day Marge caught Bart knitting and couldn't help laughing, which made Bart feel a right donkey, so Marge decided to cook him a nice pork chop for his tea to make him feel better.
"Tar, dis will do nicely, next time I'll to stick to playing Monopoly" said Bart.
So you see, it isn't only Homer Simpson who does stupid things.
2006-12-22 20:15:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋