when was your most embarassing moment?

Answer 1

i was once bet that i couldnt dress up like a girl and pass as a girl, well i would have come close but my vioce gave it away soon everyone in the pizza place knew my secret, also the wig i had was cheap so that didn't help. Someone i knew was also there.

Answer 2

I find it hard to swallow food without a drink, and most of the time, I'll choke on the food if I dunt hev anything to drink (like water...) well, my BFF and I went off campus for lunch and I didnt bother buying a drink. We were eating, and I got some chinese noodles stuck in my throat. They wouldn't go down, and it was starting to really hurt, and I culd feel my eyes start to tear up. I ran to this convenience store that was really nearby, but on the way, i puked up a part of the noodle that was stuck onto the street. However, I still culdnt like breathe, so I ran inside, and went to this far corner where the drinks were. However, I puked again, inside the store, but there was still some noodles left in my throat. Unfortunately, the convenience store owner walked by just as I was puking, and I gasped, "tissue" and then he handed me some, and literally ran away (he was probably disgusted). I grabbed a drink, and drank it before I wuld stop breathing, and then bought it and ran out of the store. That same day at skool, I heard this guy saying, "EW, you knoe wut I saw in the convenience store? This puked up noodles, it was SICK!" Well, from then on, I never went to that store. And wuts even worse is that everyone in my skool found out that the puked up noodle was by me, and they kept on asking me about it... too embarassing...

Answer 3

I was on a first date with a girl i had just met, and we hit off very well. This was in the dead of summer at night time, so its still about 90 degrees (california weather).

Making out with her in a park, on the grass, no one is around, having a wonderful time, being very romantic and sweet to her. I rolled over to get on top of her to kiss her again, and after i did, i sat up a bit and looked deeply and oh so charmingly into her eyes and we're smiling at each other like new love.

And then i feel something, wasnt sure what it was, and then i felt it again. She's looking at me wierd and asking what's wrong? I saw something on her face and it took me a second but then realize that she didnt feel the blood dripping on her face from my bloody nose at first until i went OH SH*T!

I jump up off her in embarassment and throw my head back as not to further the damage to her new shirt.

We're in the middle of a huge park at night, the public bathroom is a good 5 minute walk and theres no tissue on me or her and i just splat this girl in her face with my bloody nose! (the heat makes the blood vessels in my nose weak)

So my hands are all bloody and we're walking through the park with my head up in the air i cant see where im going (so now it either looks like i just killed somebody or got punched in the face). She's guiding me through the park like my guide dog and her blind master and takes me to the bathroom. Doors are locked.

5-10 minutes later after bleeding everywhere we found a second bathroom that was also locked however this one had a telephone booth and a water fountain - The booth had the yellow pages phone book and i had to tear off the pizza section in order to stop the bleeding until i could get back to my car for some real tissue.

Romance in the park has never been the same!

Answer 4

I was at the movie theater with my boyfriend (now hubby) and I suddenly had to use the restroom badly. I ran into the bathroom, sat down, and while sitting, I was reading the bathroom stall's wall. I suddenly came to one statement written on there - 'for a good ___ ___, call ###-####' and I thought to myself, 'why on earth would that be in a woman's stall????' Then I looked through the crack in the stall and saw the urinals on the wall. I almost died. I waited until I was positive no one was in there and ran out of there so fast! Still to this day I cringe when thinking about it lol

Answer 5

I fell into a pool,wearing a dress,on a first date many years ago--and still remember the embarrassment today!I was swatting away a bee,and did not realize how close to the edge I was:(

Answer 6

i was in a cd store and,seeing as i was by myself far from anyone, relieved myself of gas, to put it lightly, when this girl i liked at the time came up behind me and hug rushed me. i gave tainted love a new meaning. she was a good sport about it; didn't say a word even-though the hug was rather long. it was embarrassing to say the least

Answer 7

Once when bowling, I made a grand throw of the ball--and when I swung my arm back with the ball, I fell right onto my hip (with my fingers still in the ball). The bowling alley was full--it was Friday night and my date helped me up after he was done laughing.

Answer 8

I get motion sickness, and have had several seriously embarrassing situations related to that -- throwing up on friends in amusement parks, throwing up in airplanes. Throwing up in airplanes is the worst -- the people around you are never particularly sympathetic.

Answer 9

Getting arrested for masterbating while driving my car. Color me red

Answer 10

I voted for Bush's father... Talk about an embarrassing mistake.