Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3 year old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3 year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He
shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his *** again!"
If you did not laugh at this one, there is no hope for you.
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2006-12-22 10:02:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
That is great. My sides are hurting. I was preparring to write a serious answer about this, but damn! I'm telling this one at the Christmas party.
2006-12-22 10:37:49 · answer #1 · answered by rawlings12345 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is soooo funny something my son probably would have said.
Anyway given the circumstances I think it was OK to have her there otherwise I would say no.
2006-12-22 18:17:33 · answer #2 · answered by goodmommy22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Not the right section. There is a section called jokes and riddles go there and make questions.
2006-12-22 18:06:27 · answer #3 · answered by The Invisible Woman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes it gives the a better experience of what was happening when they were being born but DON'T let them see the tiny hole opening up to push out that head
2006-12-22 18:11:56 · answer #4 · answered by `Avenging~ghetto~bird` 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!
it may be a little much for younger children to watch a woman give birth
2006-12-22 18:10:01 · answer #5 · answered by bandchick145 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was hilarious! As for kids watching childbirth, small children no. EVERY pre-teen should watch a childbirth though, especially girls! Maybe then we wouldn't have so many illiterate half-wits on this board saying "I'm 14 and I'm pregnent, now wut do eye do?"
2006-12-22 19:06:52 · answer #6 · answered by luvablelds 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but I dont think a child should see labor, it might tramatize them
2006-12-22 18:30:29 · answer #7 · answered by My girls are my life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my four yaer old girl was in the hospital with me and she knows all that happened and i educated her where the baby comes out at and everthing thing only thing that scared her that dat was my screaming then she got over it and was cool with everything so yes as long as you explain what is going on they will be fine
2006-12-22 18:10:02 · answer #8 · answered by Beth G 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
XDD nice. Wrong section, but very amusing.
2006-12-22 18:29:21 · answer #9 · answered by mo_c_mo33 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...sounds like something my 6 yr old would say....but if he said a** i would smack HIS a**
2006-12-22 18:08:19 · answer #10 · answered by 4 Shades of Blue 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋