Come on PLZZZZZZZzzz tell me. I'm 15 I think I deserve to know know. Where did I come from? I don't belive I was made from a kit that my parents bought from Sears.
2006-12-22 09:49:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
I think they've mentioned it in Family Life...but I wasn't paying any attention..****! why DIDN't I Pay ATTention?!!!
2006-12-22 09:56:34 · update #1
u should no by now but........well first ur parents had to have sexual inercourse( inserting the penus in the vagina) then ur mom gets pregnant and u come out of her vagina 9 months later.
2006-12-22 09:54:02 · answer #1 · answered by Sweetie101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow best question of the season! Congradulations.
It's actually a simple process. The man and woman will hold hands and put their foreheads together. They then repeat these words "A man and a lady, ask for a baby". After that they both think about the features they want for their child. This is a very important process, cause if even one of them is not pure of thought or is not completely consentrating on the baby, it will form with defects. After about two minutes there will be a lot of energy between the two heads. When it gets too hot one of the two will pull away. If the man pulls away then it will be a girl, but if the woman pulls away it will be a boy. Usually both will try to hold on as long as they can cause the longer they hold on the healthier the baby will be. After contact of the foreheads is broken then a, what will seem like a small light bulb will suspend in the air then makes its way to the woman's stomach insert itself there for nine months while it will form.
Now I probally shouldn't have told you that seeing how everyone wants you to believe that babys come from a man and woman having sex but that is all a lie. It is important for you to get out the word. I don't have much time. Quickly print out this answer and memorize it and them burn it. Becareful of who you tell because not everyone is ready for it. Start with the kids at your school cause they are young enough to convince of the truth. Good luck! The truth lies with you!
2006-12-22 18:21:38 · answer #2 · answered by salverai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The stork digs them up in the cabbage patch where all of the birds and bees hang out after your mother makes a wish on a star.
Then your parents celebrate by having sex.
2006-12-22 17:52:19 · answer #3 · answered by marklemoore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you're absolutely right. The kit doesn't come from Sears...that one only makes super smart kids. I think your parents got theirs from Walmart, or eBay.
2006-12-22 17:55:01 · answer #4 · answered by super lucky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Their mom... with a donation from their dad.
That's about all I can say without getting too far into the whole sex stuff, which nobody wants to think about when it's their parents involved... *shudder*
2006-12-22 17:53:26 · answer #5 · answered by acelessthan3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you're right not to believe all that kit stuff. A great big stork brought you.
2006-12-22 17:52:02 · answer #6 · answered by Ahwell 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, i was made from the same kit from sears too.of course my parent bought their own.
2006-12-22 17:58:48 · answer #7 · answered by prettylass2007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coolerdude !!! you are a ... vicious that is looking for a young lady to teach you something real !!! i know that type of techniques ...
welll brother if it works ... you are a good one
but yahoo answer is small while the world is big !!!
i wish you good luck any way
do a favour to increase the probability of success of your machiavelik plan write the name of the city ...
:-)
2006-12-23 00:11:09 · answer #8 · answered by tomcat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u most b joking.PLZZZZZZZzzz tell me.U might as well have come from the kit from Sears.
I'll give u a break by saying your mother.She had sex with your father.
Happy Holidays!
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2006-12-22 17:54:46 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ luving animals ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u came from Ur mom and dad having sex and u were born came out of Ur mothers womb in case u didn't know or in some cases your biological mother
2006-12-22 18:37:55 · answer #10 · answered by `Avenging~ghetto~bird` 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋