and that the baby is Tarzan's. (I think)
2006-12-22 09:35:45 · 30 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh my, what will the little monkey Tarzan look like, I wonder.
2006-12-22 09:38:10 · answer #1 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depending on the size of your family give each of them a gift box and when they open in have a pink or blue sticky note that say I’m having a baby. I think that’ll be so clever and when each one goes to work or school someone will ask them what did they get for Christmas and they’ll have to tell the story about you putting the sticky note in a gift box. Then break the news about this damn tarzan and that you need help with the baby because Tarzan is not allowed in US
2006-12-22 17:48:16 · answer #2 · answered by SHAY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't let that be your Christmas present. After all, they are family, not the circus people who want to capture King Kong. Tell them before Christmas day, so that by Christmas day you can all get together as in olden days of yore to celebrate Christmas in the good old fashioned way. Don't forget the holly and mistletoe.
Get over the monkey business on get on with a real life.
2006-12-22 17:41:26 · answer #3 · answered by Piguy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just want to be able to rate questions! Good for you Jane. Tarzan's a lucky Guy!
2006-12-22 17:43:31 · answer #4 · answered by Dalena V 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I''m going to guess that at least some of this question is for real.
From a mother who knows... take your parents into a quiet room and just tell them. It's sometimes harder to just tell the truth than to lie and hide things, but that's the mature and decent thing to do. If you aren't sure who the father is, come clean on that also. You may be surprised after the initial shock wares off, they are actually helpful to you.
You'll know you did the right thing by telling them truthfully.
Good luck.
Tarzan?
2006-12-22 17:43:04 · answer #5 · answered by mosdesertrose 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Family... I'm pregnant and the Father is Tarzan"
2006-12-22 17:37:38 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just tell them. Simple and plain. Sit your family down and tell them you have an announcement and tell them. You may not like the reaction but sharing the news will be less stressful for you than keeping the news to yourself. I hope you have a healthy baby. :o)
2006-12-22 17:41:08 · answer #7 · answered by BamaJJP 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's what I would do:
The whole family is sitting down for dinner and serving the food. Then you would take a deep breath and say, "I'm pregnant! Could you pass the bananas, please?" And give a few monkey grunts to add flavor.
What a Merry Christmas it would be...
2006-12-22 17:41:17 · answer #8 · answered by rosyrotten47 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bubbles, did you reverse the charges?
Tell them before Christmas, that way you will also get presents for the baby....
2006-12-22 22:40:02 · answer #9 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just invite tarzan over for your anual poop throwing and bug picking holiday
2006-12-23 11:48:19 · answer #10 · answered by Nancy B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋