Is this normal, or should i make him stand in the corner until he behaves?
2006-12-22 07:15:12 · 11 answers · asked by Dava 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Provided they are pound notes, then it is ok.
2006-12-22 07:25:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Your monitor lizard misguidedly sees itself as a monochromatic monotreme - maybe the monotony of note-taking is a tad too mindless!
2006-12-22 19:10:58 · answer #2 · answered by renclrk 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmm. he sounds like an african *smart* lizard. your best bet is to put something like lizard family fortunes for him to watch a mince pie and a nice warm cuppa. and im sure he will get bored of looking at your work.. either that or tell him lizard santa doesnt exist lol... :D
2006-12-22 15:32:01 · answer #3 · answered by nommie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is he an extra terrestial? or maybe he's been programmed to get a free view of you. Don't make a stand or he may socket to you and things could dragon a bit. He'll soon be channelling his thoughts elsewhere. If you get fed up, kimono to my place.
2006-12-23 08:48:46 · answer #4 · answered by brainlady 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude...you have a lizard that can write. Find the nearest Circus and make some dough!!!
2006-12-22 15:42:01 · answer #5 · answered by loser 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's probably planning the exact moment to attack and to take over your home and eventually the world!
2006-12-22 15:23:04 · answer #6 · answered by i_love_my_mp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's just Sensative to your eMotions
He's probably been studying Sigmund Freud(I don't know)
2006-12-23 10:45:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
perhaps he is a spy from Lizard-land
2006-12-23 08:45:21 · answer #8 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, that's quite normal. Does he pull tongues at you as well?
2006-12-22 15:21:18 · answer #9 · answered by noodles 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's monitoring you, you fool!
2006-12-22 15:47:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋