It's reported that Santa Claus in his many disguises travels all over the world and as he stops at every house where there is a person who belives in him he finds snacks for either himself or both himself and his reindeer. With all the milk he drinks he eventually needs to go to the bathrom. Reindeer being animals also need to go o-u-t from time to time. Even one minute in a bathroom would make him late on his rounds. So what happens when nature calls?
2006-12-22 06:47:42 · 23 answers · asked by Fawn M 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
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2006-12-22 07:01:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Since Santa Claus can obviously travel faster than the speed of light in order to make his rounds, he can do one of several things:
1) He can make a bathroom stop that lasts approximately 3 millionths of a second every million households or so
2) He can go while flying, at which case, the speed at which he is flying incinerates the waste so that it instantly is turned into energy and immediately dissipates. This holds true for the reindeer as well.
3) Santa slows down over natural phenomenon, which allows him and his reindeer a potty break in flight, which would also account for all the images of him being seen flying at night, with sparkles and whatnot trailing after him.
4) He has a porta-potty in his interdimensional sleigh for just such an occasion. The reindeer still have to go in-flight.
2006-12-23 02:35:01 · answer #2 · answered by Khnopff71 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Considering that if Santa ate all the milk, cookies, cake and odd fajita's left for him that he would explode if he were possessed of a normal stomach, then the theory may be advanced that he has a stomach that exists in another dimension. Therefore it follows that his bowels and bladder also exist in another dimension and purging the waste from them may be postponed until a more convenient time. If this is correct then it would be safe to say that standing anywhere near him when he does this would be a very uncomfortable and potentially dangerous thing to do.
2006-12-22 10:57:07 · answer #3 · answered by kendo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one of the eternal questions asked by all the kiddies who refuse to believe. In this enlightened day and age, it should be obvious to all that in order to make his rounds in the allotted time period, time itself stands still. In such a quantum situation, there are several options and theories. One is that, time standing still, he has no need to relieve himself, nor does he grow tired or older as he goes about his work. Another is that, if all time is stopped, except for him, he can stop off at any gas station, tree, fire hydrant, or even use the bathroom at any of the houses he visits. And yes, he most likely has an in-flight porta-potty in his sleigh, as well. Don't listen to those who say he's not real. They are just jealous, or got coal in their socks as naughty kids.
2006-12-22 07:09:59 · answer #4 · answered by BuddyL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, obviously the reindeer merely relieve themselves in the air. Don't go outside on on Christmas Eve. Santa has a colostomy bag. He just changes every so often and chucks the old one over the side.
2006-12-22 06:51:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa just goes to the bathroom in the house he visits. He makes it quick. If he takes too long then he will move faster after he is done. The deers goes outside in the woods or somebody's lawn.
2006-12-23 08:13:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
due to the 'fly at high speeds and altitudes the dry air actually dehydrates St Nick and his tiny reindeer, so he drinks to stay hydrated. Any solids are actually compressed into small bits of coal, to be deposited into the 'bad' boys' and girls' stockings.
2006-12-22 06:53:31 · answer #7 · answered by jimazrunandbike 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ever wondered why it rains sometimes during that special night?Maybe Santa is not stopping at all.... Merry Xmas !
2006-12-22 07:00:21 · answer #8 · answered by Sokratis 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he turns around and drives the slay backwards when he n the raindeers need to let their bladders empty.
he does this because they travel verry fast, if there were to piddle forwards, as they fly it would hit them n they would be orange cos the red suit will mix with yellow piddle!
2006-12-22 07:05:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has the easter bunny fill in while he's on the can..the reindeer would just poop like pigeons..
2006-12-22 06:51:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋