Buy her some flowers and shove em down her throat for saying that or take her to dinner and make her pay for it by washing dishes?
2006-12-22 06:43:01 · 14 answers · asked by Feminist Hunter 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i say you leave a sweet little suicide note for her to read on your dead chest
2006-12-22 06:45:26 · answer #1 · answered by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Again, you can do better than that. Buy her some flowers, and while she gratefully receives them, punch her lights out. No, not the christmas tree lights, hers. Then have her wake up 6ft below the ground, while you're out looking for a new chick. Oh and the flowers can of course be buried with her, that'd recycle the whole shebang.
Sorry, I'm a hopeless romantic..
2006-12-22 06:47:06 · answer #2 · answered by McAtterie 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
You should make her cook for you.....how about putting your balls in a deep firer and shoving them down your throat?
2006-12-22 07:26:50 · answer #3 · answered by musicfreak1187 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you give yourself alot of hand jobs and dont have a girlfriend, when is school back in session for the middle schoolers?
2006-12-22 06:46:23 · answer #4 · answered by BoTToms UP 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you have it backwards. You dont seem to have a romantic bone in your body if you are even human at all to begin with!
2006-12-22 07:02:04 · answer #5 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, what you do, is go take her out in the park in the middle of the night, in the pouring rain, and kiss her
2006-12-22 06:46:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Punch her in the throat, man.
2006-12-22 06:46:41 · answer #7 · answered by Masta Batang Dollar Billz 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeah! Good idea, then make her cook you buffalo wings while you watch the big game, girls love that.
2006-12-22 06:44:52 · answer #8 · answered by PANDABEAR 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
your girlfriend is implying that you need an attitude adjustment
2006-12-22 06:47:40 · answer #9 · answered by ken s 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
threaten to let all the air out of your inflatable girlfriend, that'll teach her.
2006-12-22 06:45:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋