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Is this true or is my cellmate teasing me?

2006-12-22 06:38:07 · 13 answers · asked by traila_dwella 3 in Health Men's Health

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Thanks for my laugh of the day!

2006-12-22 07:17:08 · answer #1 · answered by Katherine W 7 · 0 0

Yes it's true, well sort of. Let me explain. Your butt pounding will cause you to contract AIDS. Your cellmate's assault on your unholy of holeys on this holy holiday can be attributed to your AIDS. So indirectly he is telling you the truth. Your cellmate seems like a witty guy. Have fun you two!
Merry Christmas!!!!

2006-12-22 20:03:33 · answer #2 · answered by Chupacabra! 2 · 0 0

no but it could be your cellmate trying to check your butt from the inside out.

2006-12-22 14:41:20 · answer #3 · answered by Jyse 6 · 0 0

LMAO..this can't be a serious question.

I didn't know they had computers for the prisoners to use. And they have internet access too. They are really hooking you guys up in there. LOL..

If this is a serious question then just go get tested. You will feel a lot better.

2006-12-22 16:07:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well i dont think so i ever heard of some sort of symptoms as u just explained in ur question but i believe yes the symptoms are always there....the HIV which converts into AIDS have its own symptoms but that does not at all includes any sort of pounding as i have researched and learned all over the internet and books about HEALTH and SEXUAL DISEASE'S! so i would suggest go to your doctor and talk about everything u have in mind!

2006-12-22 16:49:18 · answer #5 · answered by Glasswings21 3 · 0 0

I have known quite a few persons who had aids and I never heard that. ONe wonders if this is not a joke question I can tellyou this if you donot want tohave AIDS then do not have sex. waith until you inf the mate Godmade for you and then marry and then have sex.
If you realy are locked up then I hope you are innocient and proven so. if yu are guilty and admit it then God helpyou to beleive he LOves you and has a better life for you than the one you have had thus far.

a good prayer is Dear God teach me your truth and save me. Help me to learn the truth about you nd to follow you i pray sincerely. Amen.

2006-12-22 15:43:50 · answer #6 · answered by Answer M 3 · 1 1

HAHAHAHAHA! I'd say the first sign is a "pounding in the butt"! I'd watch out for your cell mate, LOL!

2006-12-22 15:27:09 · answer #7 · answered by Brandi 2 · 0 0

its not true. There are no "real" signs of aids. Pounding in your butt is just a nerve acting up.

2006-12-22 14:51:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

The first sign of AIDS is asking really ridiculous questions on Yahoo.

"Ain't It Dumb Syndrome" is a horrible condition, but treatable by thinking about what you're about to type and then realizing it's really pretty dumb after all...

2006-12-22 14:48:55 · answer #9 · answered by Jerry Hayes 4 · 1 2

He's just wanting to look at your butt. Ha!

2006-12-22 14:43:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no he's teasing you, probably scared you wana hav an intimate relationship :)

2006-12-22 15:13:16 · answer #11 · answered by tulip 2 · 0 0

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