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Just because she is made of metal and is concreted into my back garden doesnt excuse rudeness

Should I dump her?

2006-12-22 06:19:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Friends

21 answers

Is she an Aluminum pole?
If so then you should celebrate FESTIVUS with her!!!!

2006-12-22 06:50:39 · answer #1 · answered by SALMON 5 · 0 0

Being a metal Pole she is only doing what comes naturally, especially as she is concreted into your back garden. I think you are being a tad harsh LOL

2006-12-22 06:48:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think you should slide up and down her a few more times before you get rid of her. A good Pole isn't that easy to find these days that hasn't been danced all over by the wrong people.

2006-12-22 06:25:48 · answer #3 · answered by PDH 4 · 0 0

a million.finding on your relationship which incorporate your mother and father, you may play the mature card. The mature card is once you record all the situations the place you ought to of did something quite undesirable, yet you probably did no longer because you're mature subsequently the call, mature card. 2. in the event that they are basically strict, than you greater suitable lie and say you're staying over yet another guy buddy's residing house. 3. final suggestion, make a huge exhibit of it and say "i visit spend the evening through fact i admire her, you will no longer be able to end me!" all Pocahontas-style.

2016-10-15 11:02:41 · answer #4 · answered by croes 4 · 0 0

Nothing wrong with having a skinny cool girlfriend but I think you have rather over done it. Don't dump her; just ignore her and hope she doesn't go away.

2006-12-22 06:41:47 · answer #5 · answered by Clive 6 · 0 0

Why not get a pneumatic drill and set her free? Or are you scared she'll run off with the washing line?

2006-12-22 06:29:05 · answer #6 · answered by selchiequeen 4 · 1 0

Must be driving you up the Pole!

2006-12-22 06:25:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i just split up from a pole, they are nice people, when they actually are people and not something you use to hang washing on.

2006-12-22 06:24:29 · answer #8 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 0 0

Do a dump on her and learn how to poledance

2006-12-22 06:50:05 · answer #9 · answered by CHARLIEDONTSURF 2 · 0 0

Uproot her and send her back to pole land...

2006-12-22 10:18:16 · answer #10 · answered by Just me 4 · 0 0

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