2006-12-22 05:05:10 · 41 answers · asked by twatwaffle 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Tell them you'll need 20 copies of the Watch Tower for all your other personalities.
2006-12-22 05:12:57 · answer #1 · answered by lynnguys 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Contact a local Rabbi and ask how the ancient Jews turned away or avoid Christian Jews who tried to convert the true believers in God. They were trying to alter how they did things and said that Jewish observances dating back hundreds of year was not longer valid. I'm sure they had ways to turn back the representatives of a false religious cult started by an uneducated man with limited preaching abilities, and who was arrested and executed for cause by the approved governing body.
2006-12-22 09:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's sad when someone who claims to respect the bible actually conspires to attack a peaceful preacher. Sad but completely expected.
(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching... You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.
Incidentally, the typical Jehovah's Witness knocks at hundreds of doors each year. He has already experienced degrading behavior from householders, some of whom: stand there naked, mimic Satanists, proposition lewd acts, brandish weapons, sic dogs, scream profanities, accuse crimes, and call Witnesses anti-American (inside the USA) or pro-American (outside the USA).
Haven't you ever heard of 'hedging your bets'? Simple risk vs. reward analysis should make anyone very reluctant to abuse these ministers.
(Acts 5:38,39) I say to you, Do not meddle with these men, but let them alone; (because, if this scheme or this work is from men, it will be overthrown; but if it is from God, you will not be able to overthrow them;) otherwise, you may perhaps be found fighters actually against God.”
Jehovah's Witnesses are going to knock on your door unless you specifically and unequivocally tell them that you do not want them knocking, or if they fear for their own safety. Nothing else will really deter them, so you would be going to a lot of effort to accomplish nothing but pleasing Satan.
Really, if someone goes out of their way to disregard Christian preachers and preaching, what is he saying about himself?
(Luke 10:1-17) After these things the Lord designated seventy others and sent them forth by twos... “He that listens to you listens to me too. And he that disregards you disregards me too. Moreover, he that disregards me disregards also him that sent me forth.”
Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/library/jt/index.htm
http://watchtower.org/library/jt/article_04.htm
2006-12-22 06:41:35 · answer #3 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This works for almost any door-to-door group. Last time it happened to me, I had my hands full, sanding the deck & painting it. I politely thanked them for stopping by & said that I didn't have time to converse. They kept pushing it so I got up off the ground & told them that it was fine, I'd really like to take a break anyway & they could try to convert me & I'd try to convert them.....to Satanism.
Hey, it worked. They went away & haven't been back.
2006-12-22 05:09:12 · answer #4 · answered by Shadow 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha...I can think of lots of things. If you see them coming up your sidewalk, just run out the door screaming like crazy. Or meet them at the door with your biggest knife that has ketchup smeared all over it and yourself. I could go on and on but you get the idea. Just do something absolutely outrageous.
2006-12-22 05:09:40 · answer #5 · answered by h0kiegal 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Say you're in the process of converting to Islam and you need them to help you prepare for the Prophet's birthday!
2006-12-24 02:34:18 · answer #6 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once was painting the fence and dripped paint on the shoe of a JW to get him on his way. Would that work?
2006-12-23 07:13:19 · answer #7 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once i heard something lyk that happening where a guy put up a sign on his front lawn saying, "MY DOG EATS JEHOVAH WITNESSES!" So maybe it'll work for you!?
2006-12-22 05:10:27 · answer #8 · answered by Dida 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell him you drink blood and worship Satan.
That way you wouldn't even have to lie.
lol
Or get serious and ask about the world's most famous JW.
Michael Jackson.
2006-12-22 05:06:53 · answer #9 · answered by x 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Give him a Christmas gift, since they don't celebrate. Or a roundhouse to the groin. They wear me out - JW, not roundhouses.
2006-12-22 05:06:57 · answer #10 · answered by Local Celebrity 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋