My wife just gave me £20,told me to go to the pub but not to come home before 10 pm........but am no that daft i am no coming home till after 11pm
2006-12-22 04:26:14 · 64 answers · asked by man with the golden gun 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
for all you people that think this serious its really a Joke lol
2006-12-22 04:34:49 · update #1
don't worry about it mate, some people here seriously need a humour transplant. I'm surprised there isn't a morticians section just for them.
2006-12-22 04:59:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
if you want to know if your wife is having an affair, ask yourself these 10 questions.
1- does she now seem happy with you if she wasn't before?
2- is she moody and won't tell you why?
3- has she changed her brand of cigarettes?
4- does she drink more now?
5- has she started using a tooth whitening toothpaste?
6- is she getting up earlier than before to go to work?
7- is she dieting?
8- has she begun exercising? did she start riding a bike?
9- is she showing you new technique in bed?
10- or has sex completely stopped when you had it before?
2006-12-22 04:35:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably something to do with Christmas - maybe she's having something delivered.
I doubt anyone would be so up front and open as to tell you not to come home so they can carry on behind your back.
I bet it's a great bit dobbing Christmas present so wouldn't worry too much.
2006-12-22 04:29:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the heck??? That can only be two things. One, she has a surprise for you that she wants to set up while you're gone. Or two, she thinks you're REALLY stupid and is having an affair. If it's that one then man she must think you're so dumb to give you money and tell you to leave. HAHA
2006-12-22 04:29:27 · answer #4 · answered by yleemoreno 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you run out of money at the pub and need something to keep yourself occupied until after 11:00 ...... look this way sweetie ... lol
2006-12-22 04:57:15 · answer #5 · answered by cdnponygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rather asking the question to all others ,ask ur wife whats wrong with her that she is sending you to the pub,you should hang over or take a suggestion from clear it immediately that you b in peace either ,if there is question it will kill you so find answer from where question clear it.be wise and dare enough .
2006-12-22 04:36:19 · answer #6 · answered by satyan 6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She may just be setting up a suprise for you. dont read so much into it. If the weird behavior continues for a while, than i would start showing some concern. For now, enjoy that she is giving you some space.
2006-12-22 04:29:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she probablky has a surprise for you. doubt she'd say don't come home before 10 if she was going to have a boyfriend over that sounds weird and you could come home. it is probably christmas gift of something.
2006-12-22 04:29:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she is and maybe she isnt. Give something to her, or go somewhere with her if you think that she is having an affair. If you want to top that other person she is having an affair with just do something sexy!
2006-12-22 04:30:19 · answer #9 · answered by :D Joy ☮ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
£20 should last you all night. Give her plenty of time !
With a bit of luck, she might give you another £20 tomorrow, and let's face it, it will save you having to bother.
Cheers !
Happy Holidays. You cheer me up. Keep them coming !
2006-12-22 04:28:57 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋