12 days after christmas?

Question

Has anyone heard that song? first one with the full lyrics gets best answer

Answer 1

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

A partridge in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas . . . etc.

Two turtledoves
Three french hens
Four calling birds
Five golden rings
Six geese a laying
Seven swans a swimming
Eight maids a milking
Nine . . .
Ten ladies dancing
Eleven lords a leaping
Twelve drummers drumming

Old timers' diseas strikes again. Somebody fix it for me. LOL

Answer 2

The first day after Christmas My true love and I had a fight And so I chopped the pear tree down And burnt it, just for spite Then with a single cartridge I shot that blasted partridge My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me. The second day after Christmas I pulled on the old rubber gloves And very gently wrung the necks Of both the turtle doves My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me. On the third day after Christmas My mother caught the croup I had to use the three French hens To make some chicken soup The four calling birds were a big mistake For their language was obscene The five golden rings were completely fake and turned my fingers green. The sixth day after Christmas The six laying geese wouldn't lay So I sent the whole darn gaggle to the A.S.P.C.A. On the seventh day, what a mess I found The seven swans-a-swimming all had drowned My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me. The eighth day after Christmas Before they could suspect I bundled up the Eight maids-a-milking Nine ladies dancing Ten lords-a-leaping Eleven pipers piping Twelve drummers drumming - well, actually I kept one of the dancing ladies - And sent them back collect I wrote my true love "We are through, love!" And I said in so many words "Furthermore your Christmas gifts were for the Birds!"