Doesn't make sense.
And why has he got such a large stomach?
He should be slim if he's going to squeaze down your chimney, surely?
2006-12-22 04:03:14 · 21 answers · asked by Panama Jack 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
1. He's Amish.
2. Large stomach promotes trans fats which are a staple in our society.
3. Stop calling me Shirley.
2006-12-22 04:06:53 · answer #1 · answered by $Sun King$ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he has a beard to keep his chin warm!!! and he has a large stomach from eating cookies! and hes magical so he doesn't need to be slim to fit down the chimney
2006-12-22 12:27:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he accidently packed his shaver in the toy bag on christmas eve and gave it accidently to a very upset little girl lol
2006-12-22 12:10:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can not imagine him slim without beard and a large stomach..
2006-12-22 12:08:29 · answer #4 · answered by FOXY I 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the legendary saint nick had a beard
2006-12-22 12:07:00 · answer #5 · answered by Dan wemyss 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is too cold and snowy where he lives for an old man to exercise. And, the beard is to keep his face warm.
Finally, he magically fits down every flue pipe.
Once again...A Madly Merry, Wickedly Happy Christmas to all! MUD, I am enjoying your levity. Thanks much!!!!!!!!!
From
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
Abbey and Angel
2006-12-22 12:46:48 · answer #6 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To keep him warm in the north pole, and also when out in the cold delivering all those pressies on christmas eve :-)
2006-12-22 13:47:50 · answer #7 · answered by Rebecca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The beard keeps his face warm, and his belly his fat from eating to much on his travels.
2006-12-22 12:59:48 · answer #8 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's so busy making and wrapping presents and looking after the reindeer that he doesn't have time to shave, although he does tend to eat well.
2006-12-22 12:18:07 · answer #9 · answered by coxon the box 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has a beard to hide his face, from the parents of children he has 'relations' with.
He's fat because he's addicted to steroids. True story.
2006-12-22 12:05:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋