2006-12-22 03:19:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
actually, business reports from Claus Ltd show that their stocks have dwindled due to a huge number of requests from kids in afganistan and iraq.
and besides, santa himself has been placed under house arrest due to suspected links with al qaeda. many suspect he himself is an alias that bin Laden goes under. a SWAT raid found skin bleaching agents in santa's toilet...
2006-12-22 03:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by 28characters 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, he got one last Christmas, but because it came out way to early, he got one that had the over heating issues. Don't worry all that's cleared up now.
Unfortunatly, Ole Kris Kringle didn't make it in time to get a voucher so he still doesn't have a Wii or PS3
2006-12-22 11:25:25 · answer #2 · answered by King 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa's always had a 360" thats why it takes him a whole year to come (i should know)
2006-12-22 12:04:09 · answer #3 · answered by . 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't Santa only give gifts that are made in his workshop?
2006-12-22 11:21:46 · answer #4 · answered by Barkley Hound 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, a bright red convertible.
2006-12-22 12:47:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, but Donald Trump has a myspace.
2006-12-22 11:21:20 · answer #6 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
Even in millimetres that's unreasonably huge.
2006-12-22 14:12:00 · answer #7 · answered by x 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes he has periscopal vision, that's why he's so round.
2006-12-22 14:11:14 · answer #8 · answered by McAtterie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and a wii and a ps3
2006-12-22 11:20:52 · answer #9 · answered by Ebony 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um how old are you?? Well he has everything @ his place!!
2006-12-22 11:21:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋