What are some of your favorite movie line quotes?

Question

"Sir! Sir! Sir, they're shooting at us!" ... "Well, shoot back" Blackhawk Down
"She turned me into a newt" ..."a newt?" ..."well, I got better"
Monte Python

Answer 1

You've committed one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!

-- Vizzini in Princess Bride

We're *****! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid *****. And the Film Actors Guild are p*ssies. And Kim Jong Il is an assh*le. P*ssies don't like *****, because p*ssies get f*cked by *****. But ***** also f*ck assholes: assholes that just want to sh*t on everything. P*ssies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can f*ck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with ***** is: they f*ck too much or f*ck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a p*ssy to show them that. But sometimes, p*ssies can be so full of sh*t that they become assholes themselves... because p*ssies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us f*ck this asshole, we're going to have our ***** and p*ssies all covered in sh*t!

-- Gary in Team America

Answer 2

Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life, son
-Animal House

We got a 1/2 of tank of gas, a pack of cigerrettes, it's dark & we're wearing sunglasses. Hit It!!!
- Blues Brothers

We got both kinds, Country and Western
- Blues Brothers

Having some pizza, learning about Cuba
- Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Wax on, wax off
- The Karate Kid

Vanessa's a water sign, I'm an earth sign, together we make mud
- Back to School

I'm worried about Lou, he might lose his trigger finger.
- Back to School

2 Dollars.
- Better off Dead

Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn
- Better off Dead

Do or do not, there is no try
- Empire Strikes Back

Answer 3

"We think he intercepted a top secret nuclear device stolen from a defense contractor by a group of international criminals working for a North Korean terrorist organisation." I just like how I totally understand what he says even though everybody else looks at him like, "Huh?"
Oh, and I particularly like "Then Winter came, and they were forced to eat Sir Robin's minstrels, and there was much rejoicing."
Also, "Four shalt thou not count, nor neither count thou two, excepting that then thou proceedeth to three. Five is right out."
Oh, and what about "kah-niggets"? That's just a funny line.
I could go on forever.

Answer 4

Yo! Andrian I did it-- Rocky 2
I must break you--- Rocky 4
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse--The Godfather
Bond, James Bond
What is your major malfunction numnuts- Full Metal Jacket
Do or do not there is no try- Star Wars
Use the force- Star Wars
NO! I am your father- Star Wars
I'll be back-- Terminator
Come with me if you want to live- T2
Your going to need a bigger boat--Jaws

Answer 5

D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto: What the **** happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my *** from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!

animal house

Excuse me while I whip this out.

Blazing saddles

Answer 6

Jules Lawton (played by Samuel L. Jackson) in Pulp Fiction:

"There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.' I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ***. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded **** to say to a ************ before I popped a cap in his ***. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous *** in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd"

Jack Nicholson in the Shining:

"Here's Johnny!!!"

Al Pacino in Scarface:

"Say hello to my little friend"

Stitch in Lilo and Stitch

"This is my family. I found it on my own. Its small and broken, but its good. Yeah its good"

Answer 7

Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

-The Breakfast Club

Answer 8

Shakespeares Henry the 5th. Main actor was Kenneth ... Somehting. That Engish actor. He played in Othelo and Conspiracy Theory.
When he did the speech; " We few,we happy few . We band of brothers... " I don't know it all. But, it was so inspirational.
In Zoolander; The next morning after Zoolander and Hansel talked together in Hansels kitchen. Hansel : Wow,Derek, there's was this crazy energy between you and Matilda last night.
Derek Zoolander; " When I saw her sandwiched between the Finnish elves and the Maori Tribesman. That's when I knew we had something special between us... "

Answer 9

"Put that coffee down. Coffee is for closers." Alec Baldwiin, Glengarry, Glen Ross

"Greed is good" Gordon Gekko, Wall Street

"We'd have a better chance playing pick up sticks with our butt cheeks" Dell Griffith, Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

Answer 10

"everything that is lost is meant to be found" -Angelina Jolie in TombRaider 2
"Happy Endings are for stories that havent finished yet."- Angelina Joilie in Mr. & Mrs. Smith
"Life moves pretty fast if you dont stop and look around once and a while you just might miss it" &" Cameron is so tight u could shove a lump of coal up his *** and in a week ud have a diamond!" "Bueller, Bueller, anybody,- oh hes sick. my friend heard from heard from her boyfreind who heard from his siter that he got sick at 31 flavors last night.(this one isnt exact but i love it anyway!!)
- Matthew Broderick in Ferris Buellers Day off