I am spending Christmas with my girlfriend's extended family. She has informed me that it is a tradition in their house to have a naked custard fight at the end of dinner. I'm expected to join in. And no, it's not an exciting prospect. There is a twenty four year old man and all the others are over sixty.
Advice?
2006-12-22 03:11:18 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
Aid the eldery people if they need it. Otherwise, enjoy and ask anyone attractive (attractive to you, of course) to remove the custard from your bum and other fun places.
A Madly Merry, Wickedly Happy Christmas to all!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
Abbey and Angel
2006-12-22 04:28:43 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have got to be kidding, is she for real? Yousure she isnt pulling your leg, sounds pretty off the wall
Assuming she really is serious (i doubt it) she will have to respect that this "tradition" is not cool with you. Tell her to call you AFTER the naked custard fest is OVER and you will come round for drinks. Failing that I would feign illness. Tell her it is terminal and highly contagious if need be!! Wild horses couldnt make me participate in that insantiy
2006-12-22 11:20:10 · answer #2 · answered by Chimera's Song 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why wait for the custard fight? Drive there stark *** naked and ring the doorbell that way. Let the festivities begin!
2006-12-22 11:19:26 · answer #3 · answered by katherinernilson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a very odd christmas tradition and here's me thinking that I need a check up from the neck up, stay at home.
2006-12-22 11:25:05 · answer #4 · answered by Savant 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is wrong with naked custard. Many people eat their custard without anything on it. However, I don't know many family's who throw it at each other.
I am not one of your humor-sappers as you put it.
2006-12-22 11:13:36 · answer #5 · answered by Stiletto ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Advice?
Make sure the custard is cold!
2006-12-22 11:16:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have a one on one custard fight with your g-friend in the pantry. let the old fogies have their naked battle
2006-12-22 11:20:21 · answer #7 · answered by Super G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That tradition is beyond odd. Duck behind large furniture.
2006-12-22 11:14:15 · answer #8 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that is kind of strange. Is it possible that she is kidding? If not ask how this tradition came up, maybe reason with them and just say your not comfortable with doing that.
2006-12-22 11:14:56 · answer #9 · answered by writemejamie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
instead of custard try trifle. its great wen it comes to licking it off.( and i mean off ya gf not other members of her family) but hey, once ya in the spirit of things you never know wot might happen.... merry christmas
2006-12-24 09:24:55 · answer #10 · answered by STEFF Tarby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋