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The Jedi Master vs The White Wizard...

- Nobody else is around to lend a hand.

- They are in a forest.

- Both at the peak of their abilities.

2006-12-22 02:26:36 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Movies

30 answers

Yoda all the way man!

If he can kick everyone in the head and lift an X-wing out of a swamp when he's 800 years old.....when he was at his peak, he would be a killer!

2006-12-22 02:29:56 · answer #1 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 5 1

They wouldn't fight, they'd both sit down and smoke pipes or just nod at each other and go their seperate ways. Gandalf is more powerful though, Yoda is just an old martial arts guy, but Gandalf is something like a divinely created being in the lotr lore.

2006-12-22 10:40:15 · answer #2 · answered by dtlyuol 2 · 1 1

Yoda: "Go down this forest trail I must."
Gandalf: "You shall not pass."
Yoda [Jedi hand wave]: "Step aside you will."
Gandalf [grows larger as the sunlight dims]: "You will not break my resolve."
Yoda [drawing lightsaber] "Then battle we must."
[lightsaber hums to life]
Gandalf: [Says something that sounds elvish.]
[Gandalf's staff crystal brightens]
[Yoda stretches out his left hand and unleashes a bolt of purple lightning. Gandalf's staff glows brightly with some white defensive energy which absorbs the lightning.]
Yoda: "Power you have. With my light saber, defeat you I will."
[A giant eagle suddenly swoops in from above, and swallows Yoda whole, like a mouse. Yoda's light saber falls to the ground, de-activating automatically.]
Gandalf: "Well, that settles that."

2006-12-22 11:20:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Hands down Yoda

2006-12-22 11:11:34 · answer #4 · answered by independant_009 6 · 1 2

Gandalf

2006-12-22 10:34:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

Gandalf cause he's the coolest. not that Yoda isn't cool, but I prefer Gandalf.

on second thoughts.. why would they fight? they're both the good guys!

2006-12-22 12:50:40 · answer #6 · answered by fae 6 · 2 0

Tough question, one is magical w/his staff he can do anything and the other is a jedi knight w/mind control and a light saber. I think I would go w/Yoda, if he puts mind control on him he might even get Gandalf to take himself out.

2006-12-22 10:30:52 · answer #7 · answered by alicat4sythe 3 · 4 2

Yoda has this to say:

“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.”

2006-12-22 10:47:53 · answer #8 · answered by castle h 6 · 2 1

I'd say they both fight and kill themselves. Then, if his time wasn't over yet, Gandalf would come alive again and win. I'd probably be cheering for Yoda, though.

2006-12-22 10:31:36 · answer #9 · answered by Taylor Swift Lovah™ 3 · 1 1

Question is can Gandalf call for help from the forest, he knows a thing or two that old fellow. I can't see yoda winning to be honest. Gandalf is the uber in my opinion he was created to be like an angel wasn't he, or something similar? (Sorry I can't rmemer the name) GANDALF ALL THE WAY- good question!

2006-12-22 10:30:14 · answer #10 · answered by joanna b 2 · 2 5

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