2006-12-22 01:34:35 · 26 answers · asked by Peter H 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Well now I've been sitting here for several hours in my soiled slacks because I am terrified to get up. I know that there will be a big brown wet patch all over the back of my Chinos. Even down my legs. And there are still people in the office. Quite a lot of people. I'm really quite upset. Its beginning to smell pretty bad in my cubicle. This is so embarassing. I think the chair is going to be pretty badly stained too.
2006-12-22 02:44:10 · update #1
Does anyone know of an economical stain remover that is good on faecal stains ?
2006-12-22 02:56:36 · update #2
The sensation of soiling one's slacks is quite particular and I feel that if you 'think' you 'may' have soiled your slacks then the chances are you have. This said, there's no point in panicking unless you're fully certain that you have indeed defaecated in your long johns. You'll also want to know the extent of the damage as, in my experience, you can always drop a soiled pair of Y-fronts in the bin in the lavatory and return to your desk but a heavily soiled pair of chinos is a totally different kettle of fish.
Here are a few pointers I find useful when attempting to ascertain whether I've soiled in my own slacks :
1. Have I been drinking heavily without sleep or food for over 72 hours? (if yes, skip to pointer number 3)
2. Do I feel moisture in my slacks?
3. Is there a 'brown' patch?
If the answer to two or more of these is yes then you've shat yourself. Simple as that. And you need to go and get some new slacks. Pronto.
2006-12-22 01:52:31 · answer #1 · answered by Diarmid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In mi cuntery army we haf brown trouse ant underware ant soks ant boot so nobod notic if get shits wen fite start, you choose brown alos ten not mater, alos use lot Brute aftershafe hide stink
2006-12-22 09:49:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take off your slacks and use them as a feces stained projectile to throw at someone you dislike.
2006-12-22 09:46:20 · answer #3 · answered by dtlyuol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask your teacher if you can go and change them. Next time you need to go poo, make sure you ask in plenty of time before you do it in your trousers. This is one of life's more simple rules.
2006-12-22 09:53:18 · answer #4 · answered by Missing Link 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How old are you? You should know enough to get up and go change, and clean up yourself.
2006-12-22 09:36:19 · answer #5 · answered by nanny4hap 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put on a clean pair.
2006-12-22 09:43:29 · answer #6 · answered by deluscious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on where you are if you have a car go home and change if not leve and come back ot where ever you where
2006-12-22 09:35:59 · answer #7 · answered by thenecroking 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go and change them
2006-12-22 09:35:29 · answer #8 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wash them in the toilet then put them back on and say you wet yourself (better than soiling yourself)
2006-12-22 09:36:47 · answer #9 · answered by john9999999 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
turn them inside out then just wear off the dirtiness.
2006-12-22 09:36:20 · answer #10 · answered by ~*RaMpAgE*~ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋