List your delusions! ( appear on yahoo please ).?

Question

I thought...

1. That Santa is real.
2. That people watched me.
3. That people heard my thoughts.

Craziest, but realistic gets 10 points.

Answer 1

1.) That if my feet dangle over the edge of the bed, something will inevitably grab them during the night,sending me into a cardiac arrest.

2.) That while opening a can of biscuit dough, one of the biscuits might come flying out and take my eye.

3.) That people driving by my house can see in my windows and will tell everyone in town what I look like naked if I don't go stand in some dark corner to change clothes.

Answer 2

Not mine, but others'
1. Santa
2. One 'God' Exists
3. The 'Good' Word
4. Morals
5. Traditions
6. People Who Think They Aren't Special (or more spacial than someone else)
7. Degrees

Answer 3

1 terrorists really dont suck (wrong)
2 Overweight geeks can give dating advice
3 15 yo boys hitting on young girls arent 45yo greasy virgins stuck at hm on kiddy porn parole

Answer 4

Men that wear white shoes are following me.

Answer 5

That people are more switched on than they really are... most are living in a cloud.

Answer 6

I used to think an axe murderer would chop my limbs off if they stuck out off of the bed.....crazy!

=)

Answer 7

I wish I could answer this, but I never believed.. Funny though.

Answer 8

I always feel like somebody's watching me.

Answer 9

I'm not delusional. I'm obsessive-compulsive.

Answer 10

That God Exists.