On Christmas day, I plan to get extremely drunk. This is so as to numb myself from the hideous family members whom I am forced to associate with in the name of festivity. My uncle talks of nothing but his caravan; my nephews insist I play pointless games with them that they've made up and have no logic; my sister smells of lentils; my cousin Graham is just a nutjob lacking social skills.
How do I get drunk quickly and pleasantly?
2006-12-21 23:39:49 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
Prime the pump with a few shots before you arrive - I'm talking about hard liquor like bourbon or scotch, not shnapps or some fruitly rum thing. Then, drink Haffenreffer Private Stock all day long. To the untrained eye, you will appear to be having a few beers, but you will secretly be getting smashed.
Be careful to pace yourself or you will end up passed out on the christmas tree with your nephews artwork written on your face with permanent marker.
Merry - burp- Christmas.
2006-12-21 23:57:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had the same problem with a couple of parties I had to go to. I thought if I am going to go I want to be paralytic.
The first attempt was successful but I would never repeat it, and it involved walking into a Chinese shop to get the cheapest brew I could. 'Three Snakes Wine', which I then downed. Never, ever do this. I'm serious.
The next attempt was fantastically successful, and if I was ever in need again, would not hesitate to repeat it. The party was a 'Chateau Cardboard' and 'Stubbies' affair. So I alternated them and drank 3 times as quick. What they say about never mixing the grain and the grape is only for the weakhearted. Loads of fun. I have never been drunker.
Incidentally the first attempt got me chucked out of the party, the second got me lucky.
2006-12-21 23:56:58 · answer #2 · answered by Simon D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They sound cool actually. Many people would be grateful for a family to be with at Christmas. In the name of Christmas goodwill, put your stuff aside and take a closer look. They are your family. Like it or not and they will be the ones who will always be there for you. Suck down a few beers and get into the spirit of things. Are they looking forward to Drunk Dicky Snapples again? Probably not. What you could do is make THEIR day more enjoyable by playing the stupid games and perhaps making them more fun for the kids. You have no idea how much you will make your nephews' day if you get into what they are going on about. Merry Christmas to you. It's only one day. You can make it!
2006-12-21 23:48:39 · answer #3 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
are we part of the same family???lol...champagne is the quickest way...gets you heady drunk really quick...follow with copius amounts of dark rum and coke and a few tequila slammers and/or slippery nipples inbetween...
if you start at 6 a.m...you can then make a drunken phonecall to the family at around midday.....and they'll just come and tuck you into bed with a bucket...and leave you alone for the rest of the day...on the way to bed you can tell your uncle to marry his damn caravan then...vomit on your nephews shoes...cancel out your sisters lentil smell with booze smell...and tell your cousin Graham that he sucks,lol....and the best thing is you should have no memory of any of it...Have a good one!!!...;0)
2006-12-22 03:00:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on what you like to drink. Wine always gives me the happiest "drunk" buzz. Liquor tends to make me and a lot of people quite surly, so ya might not want to go that route. Champagne always gives me a quick happy buzz, guess that falls under the wine catagory too. Champagne mixed with orange juice is really tasty, thats a Mimosa. I bet champagne would be good mixed with about any kind of juice, well with the exception of prune & vegetable :-P
Good luck!
2006-12-21 23:49:55 · answer #5 · answered by ruffdawg73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sample a couple of shots of Aftershock or you could have spent a couple of hours reading about caravans and left your Uncle stunned or made up a ridiculous game and have your nephews take part, you see where I'm going?
My other suggestion would be to say you have food poisoning and are unable to attend.
2006-12-21 23:44:06 · answer #6 · answered by who is stickboy? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't get drunk ... you will only succeed in getting written out of people's gift / inheritance list.
Just nod, smile, and then hide in Yahoo Answers for a few hours then reimmerge after game pieces are missing.
You don't have to spoil Christmas for the kids
2006-12-22 00:18:41 · answer #7 · answered by wizebloke 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you wont get drunk this Christmas no matter how you try. why don´t you just dress up in fancy dress like that you will blend in nicely with the rest of your family, If you do get drunk which I don´t think you will ´t´s only you that will suffer, with a very bad hang over. but how ever you choose to enjoy you Christmas, I hope you have a nice time Merry Christmas to you & your family
2006-12-22 01:17:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go out with some really good friends, and get smashed not too far from home. Then the family will find you on a street corner doing something stupid, then u will be asleep and ill all Xmas, therefore not being able to see the horrible family members!
2006-12-21 23:53:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start Christmas eve and down a quart Of Jack Daniels in less then an hour. Then keep drinking the rest of the night and all day. If you do not die of Poisoning then you did it.
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2006-12-21 23:43:24 · answer #10 · answered by Kenneth G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋