Have a martini? Offer the chimp a cigarette when it's done? Sing "Cielito Lindo" with your very own mariachi band? What would you do?
2006-12-21 21:39:21 · 9 answers · asked by Singletary 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Call the zoo keeper and ask how the hell did I wind up in the chimpanzee cage, and can open the door immediately.
2006-12-21 21:42:24 · answer #1 · answered by iroc 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bend that chimp over and start doing some humping of your own!
2006-12-22 05:43:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u would not be allowed to get that close to a chimp unless u broke in in which case u deserve it
2006-12-22 05:54:46 · answer #3 · answered by wonderful 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a very odd form of entertainment.
2006-12-22 05:47:55 · answer #4 · answered by iraq51 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd hump his leg right back, see how he likes it
2006-12-22 05:43:23 · answer #5 · answered by Zander 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I would laugh my *** off and take pictures... I think that would be hillarious
2006-12-22 06:16:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably get out of it's cage.
2006-12-22 05:41:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I vote for "spank the monkey".
2006-12-22 05:42:10 · answer #8 · answered by hartless63 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
call my lawyer
2006-12-22 06:23:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋