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Buy a vibe!!!!
Find an elf!!!
Eat some chocolate!!!

2006-12-21 20:34:05 · answer #1 · answered by Jen (G cup UK) 2 · 2 1

Well i`m sure Mr Claus would have taken her feelings and high sex drive into consideration here and left her a few toys to amuse herself with whilst he`s away on business this weekend!!!

2006-12-21 22:42:53 · answer #2 · answered by onlyme 5 · 0 0

Why do you think Santa has helpers for
not just to make toys.

After all I've never seen any female Santa helpers,
have you ?

After making all those toys they need some release too.
All work and no fun, not cool.

2006-12-21 20:53:19 · answer #3 · answered by popo dean 5 · 1 0

You could use Rudolph's dildo or have a fling with one of the elves....but I think you need to find another Santa Claus...there are lots out there!!!

2006-12-21 21:12:22 · answer #4 · answered by September Sweetie 5 · 0 0

Ask Santa to take some time off to help her fulfill her "needs"?

2006-12-21 20:39:47 · answer #5 · answered by Mike M. 7 · 1 0

Are you serious? I think you know the answer to that, grab Santa himself on xmas eve

2006-12-21 20:37:39 · answer #6 · answered by Cutie 2 · 1 0

Obviously you are the one with sexual frustration to ask a question like that.

2006-12-21 20:34:21 · answer #7 · answered by Hanky 4 · 2 2

I'm sure Mr. Claus has friends....elves....toys....

2006-12-21 20:54:09 · answer #8 · answered by nurse33 3 · 1 0

i bet she's busy with her BoB, also called Battery operated Boyfriend *lol*

2006-12-21 21:03:26 · answer #9 · answered by *Ice* 7 · 1 0

thats y santa has big black sacks

2006-12-21 21:51:01 · answer #10 · answered by silconbob 3 · 0 0

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