Ten ninja's versus one Chuck Norris, that is too close for me to decide please help me make a choice!
2006-12-21 19:39:44 · 20 answers · asked by Guy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
I will choice Ninja.
Because Ninja is not train to fight but assassinate.
But if one to one, than it much be Chuck.
2006-12-21 19:50:52 · answer #1 · answered by electricgold2002 5 · 15⤊ 0⤋
Chuck
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck's nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; either he was able to produce a new one simply by flexing, or he had three to begin with. No one knows for sure.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he does not push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.
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2006-12-21 21:04:28 · answer #2 · answered by FIRE § 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris would win. Look at the link below and it might tell you why I pick him over the ten ninjas.
2006-12-21 19:52:27 · answer #3 · answered by randy j 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris would just roundhouse kick the ninjas. Game over.
2006-12-21 19:47:19 · answer #4 · answered by The World Ends with You 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris, hands down!
2006-12-22 09:33:07 · answer #5 · answered by Ero-Sennin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gotta be Chuck Norris. Ninja's wouldn't stand a chance, unless they were possessed by Bruce Lee, and they were fighting in the Colosseum, in Rome.
2006-12-22 04:30:56 · answer #6 · answered by Panzer D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're lucky Chuck Norris isn't answering this question, otherwise, you'd be dead of a spinning roundhouse kick to the head.
Chuck Norris without breaking a sweat. He'd simply glare at the ninjas & they'd drop dead in fear of the roundhouse kick.
2006-12-22 07:16:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
R u ******* dumb? yet another **** question. i'm annoyed with this "chuck norris" problem. Who the hell is this guy? An actor who had some martial arts exp. Any specialist martial artist would tear his *** up. U r soliciting for 600 Ninjas? Holy ****! basically a million Ninja is sufficient to bang that sword in to his asshole. i imagine u do not recognize about Ninjas. Do u?
2016-10-16 21:08:32 · answer #8 · answered by hafner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck
2006-12-21 19:41:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ninja's grow up wishing to be like Chuck Norris........unfortunately they usually just end up being killed by Chuck Norris
2006-12-21 19:47:39 · answer #10 · answered by SpinKick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋