i usually breathe deeply and chant om, but i'll give that a try next time i get pissed off!
2006-12-21 18:54:27
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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It could help, but even better is using the term, and it should NOT be used lightly, saying Ishkabibble over and over...also, the Italians have a wonderful trick to ward off filth and evil in their soccer matches, (which sometimes means half the crowd disappears) but they play this unique thumb game where they sort of hold their hands like they're praying and keep hitting their thumbs together. In an interesting story about Ishaikabibble, a friend and I had bought a keg and taken some funny looking thin, thin, thin piece of paper we had to hold under our tounge for about 20 minutes..then..noticing that my pupils were the size of a small kitten...and having a keg in the backseat of my trusty honda hondamatic, we somehow wound up in Wyoming...and my friend jeff had literally fallen out of his side of the car, and he was screaming and beating his fists HARD in the dirt, saying something about beating the damn deal down...down deep...deep into the dirt, and looking back I thinik he was trying to champion over filthated evil and fish or some **** like that as some dude was out in a fishing boat, half nude and laughing and urinating over the side of his dinghy, yelling at us if "us pertty boys wanted to go to a fish fry or some **** like that...I left Jeff writhing in the dirt screaming and looked up and noticed in the middle of nowhere this country store with this old codger sitting in a chair (rocking no doubt) looking at us with this mixture of digust and a twinkling of amusement. I tried to walk toward him, then realised that I'd jury rigged the full keg with my belt around my neck and damn it was heavy so I let it go, and crawled upon the porch of this sort of weird country store in the middle of nowhere....anyway the older guy said something like "you two morons ain't not from around here is ya" and I broke out into uncontrollable laughter which led to one of the longest and most intense crying spells I've EVER had...the old guy then (still watching Jeff, screaming about the devil and beating the dirt INTO the dirt - redundent if I've ever heard it) said "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT MORONS PROBLEM...and at this point I was pouring an ENTIRE CARAFE OF COFFEE ONTO MY HEAD, and the guy got pissed and screamed "ISHKABIBBLE" and Jeff's ENTIRE HEAD immediately fell off rolled for about 10 feet and the fisher freak yelled something like "THATS WOT I'm talkin' bout: and started heading for my mates head, and what he was going to do with it, LORD ONLY KNOWS..UGH..the HORROR..the HORROR.., so be careful with words like that they're literally STUFFED with magic. I'm not kidding this really took place at this weird TWILIGHTZONE like country store in Laramie, Wyoming. and the fishing guy....OH MY, thats another story entirely with a horrible ending...the fat, half nude fisher dude, came running toward me in the twilight store, his flaccid and ineffectual shaft slapping agianst his fat belly, with Jeff's head under his one arm..well, he ran into the store and must half stepped on a loose board...but holding my own, my end of the plank went down...his went up and suddenly and with tremendous velocity he was catapulted into a filthy, fiery netherworld, where a goatmanthing fell in love with him and apparantly they were recently married, using Jeff's head as the best appendage..I KID YOU NOT MAN..this is REAL DUDE..I TELL YOU...now, if they would ONLY let me out of here...but on Sundays we get milk with our meds....
2006-12-21 19:21:30
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answered by gazzabecks61 2
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Noooooo.......but where is that from again? Oh it's on the tip of my brain.....no fair making me think!
2006-12-21 18:54:02
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answered by Anonymous
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yes im doing it right now *"Goosfrabah, goosfrabah goosfrabah"* ahh and they are gone
2006-12-21 18:54:46
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answered by Anonymous
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No, I use 'serenity now.'
2006-12-21 18:53:58
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answered by ericscribener 7
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