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Yes.

The news just came in through my curtains (they're great sources of information)

The sea turtles and koalas have united forces to destroy North Dakota.

But first, they're meeting up at Denny's on Panda Street for some coffee and "top-secret" discussion.

2006-12-21 18:51:47 · answer #1 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 4 0

Yes. They signed the North Dakota Treaty in 2004. From there, they formed the Alliance for the Destruction of North Dakota. (ADND) Ever since then, they've been secretly planning to seize North Dakota. Once they seize North Dakota, they plan to rename the territory and start an alternative life where Koalas and Turtles can live in peace.

2006-12-21 18:54:25 · answer #2 · answered by Mosaic 4 · 1 0

Well, they did back in 1832 when I was a lad, but North Dakota has been destroyed ever since... I sure miss the days of feasting upon delicious North Dakota beavers...

2006-12-21 18:51:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Chuck Norris outlawed rainbows in North Dakota

2006-12-21 18:57:46 · answer #4 · answered by SpinKick 6 · 1 1

Absolutely! The koalas have already taken over Queensland and have total control of the Japanese tourists wallet (demanding the tourists pay top dollars for one photo of them holding the koalas)

I heard that the frilled-neck lizards are also negotiating with the panda bears on the invasion of Scotland!!

2006-12-21 18:57:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No it is not. They united to destroy South Dakota. However, it was too easy, and they had time to kill, so they took on North Dakota. So, you see, it was just a bonus.

2006-12-21 18:56:00 · answer #6 · answered by maddojo 6 · 0 0

in my book, which by the way was published by epic records, * thanks epic records ;) * yes, they do books too. but anyways, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by this harsh light.... in my book, north Dakota does not exist. at first I thought, hmm... where is plain ole DAKOTA? then it hit me that I wasn't wearing any underwear, but that my friend is a whole nother story.... I forgot what I was going to say but whatever. so the answer is FALSE for there is no north Dakota.

2006-12-21 18:55:06 · answer #7 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 1 0

North Dakota doesn't exist.

2006-12-21 18:50:41 · answer #8 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 3 1

Yes, may god protect them...the sea turtles and koalas of course..they're just so darn cute.

2006-12-21 18:54:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Apparently so...but I am prepared to defend North Dakota to the faerie death!

2006-12-21 18:52:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

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