tell me something funny?
Goodnight
2006-12-21 17:55:00 · 15 answers · asked by Princess Purple 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
big lots is selling two year old fruitcake
2006-12-21 18:02:29 · answer #1 · answered by scooprandell 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two guys walked into a bar...
the third one ducked...
goodnight
2006-12-22 01:58:32 · answer #2 · answered by The Pilot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much do pirates get charged for piercings?
A Buck An Ear!
2006-12-22 01:57:28 · answer #3 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a bad joke and im not racist but it was funny when i heard it..... by the way an afr amer told it to me
a black baby was given wings by god the baby asked "does this mean im an angel?" god replied "naw u a bat"
2006-12-22 02:27:32 · answer #4 · answered by blue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, kangaroo hops into a bar and orders a Tequila Sunrise.
Bartender brings his drink and says, "That'll be seven dollars, please. Say, we don't get many kangaroos in here."
And the kangaroo says, "And a seven buck a drink, you're not going to get any more, either."
Bad-a-bing...Merry Christmas.
2006-12-22 01:59:34 · answer #5 · answered by Yinzer Power 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A pig learns from psalm and epistles that god has a snout and bristles.
2006-12-22 03:23:52 · answer #6 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Martians run the country.
2006-12-22 03:08:47 · answer #7 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we just made a video of our bunny dancing..
have a gudnite sleep.. sweet dreams!
2006-12-22 02:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is the piglet shy? because his mom is a pig!
night night!
2006-12-22 01:58:37 · answer #9 · answered by Bubuchachum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's better than a piece of poo?
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You!
2006-12-22 01:59:33 · answer #10 · answered by radioflyer 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋