Only to have it kind of leak out in small releases so that the path is 20 feet long and when somebody walks through it they go, "Man! What came through here? Something died!"
2006-12-21 16:36:40 · 18 answers · asked by Fun Haver 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hahaha, that's so funny lol. I have with the real stinky ones.lol.or I blame someone else. grin
2006-12-21 16:38:51 · answer #1 · answered by INSANE SUGARPUFF 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Totally. Here's the trick. You clear your throat or pretend to cough and at the same time push out the nasal treat. That way it all comes out at once, nobody can hear it and you're already on the next aisle by the time the first victim arrives in your stench. Or just have kids, as long as they are before the talking stage you can blame it on them all ding dong day.
2006-12-22 00:44:39 · answer #2 · answered by peardietz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yeah...if I've let one slip in a public place, I immediately move to another area. But once it diffuses into the air, it does tend to follow you. If that happens I look around at other people like----'ok who had the nerve to fart and subject everyone else to your stench?, "Ewww", and wave my hand in front of my face.
2006-12-22 00:43:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO - YES I HAVE!!!!!
And people passing through it were like "OMG - did something on the shelves go rotten? Do we need to call the health inspectors?"
And I almost couldn't contain the laughter - it was so bad I almost leaked another one on the way out.....
And yes, this is disgusting, but I'm open minded enough to still find it funny!
2006-12-22 00:41:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I eat boiled eggs and drink a beer then go shopping. You would be surprised how much room you get in a crowd. Sure made Christmas shopping a lot simpler. *
2006-12-22 00:42:32 · answer #5 · answered by Les Gramps 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny,my brother does that all the time,but quickly accuses me or whoever else is w/ us!
2006-12-22 00:40:23 · answer #6 · answered by molliehollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually walk up behind someone else and look at them with a "god you stink" look so others think it was them.
2006-12-22 00:42:13 · answer #7 · answered by t_man132003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you'll get the best reaction when u do it in the meat section
2006-12-22 00:41:07 · answer #8 · answered by kanaka 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaa....
manners pls.....
one time i farted in my office.... with the AC on.... then my boss came in..... later he asked the janitor to look for a dead rat on my office!!!!
2006-12-22 00:40:39 · answer #9 · answered by bugi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes l have.
2006-12-22 01:38:56 · answer #10 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋