why does santa claus always use the chimney?

Answer 1

Santa Claus comes from Laplander tradition,
they used to follow the raindeer ,that ate the Amanita Muscara (mushroom of death),and caught the golden urine into a bowel ,
this they drank and they got very high
the drug at first gives the sensation of evaporation of the body leaving the head to the last .and people thought that they could fly ,and many ended up in the chimney trying to get to the roof.
this is why Santa comes down the chiney and has flying raindeer .
the drug cult was turned into folklore and adopted by the Christians ,to entice the pagans into Christianity.


All Christian Holidays ,originally were Pagan,
like the first of May(Easter) Halloween and Thanks giving ,as well as Christmas.

Saint Nicolaas was a Spanish Bishop who comes on the 5th of December,whose story was based on a Turkish bishop who was kind to the poor ,this was such a rare thing ,that he was rembered for ever.
he had two black slaves ,who gave sweets to the good kids ,and beat the bad ones with twiggs,And he sat on a White Spanish Horse
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He had Nothing to do with Santa Claus as some People suggest.
Saint Nicolaas would not dream of coming down the chiney and he wore a miter and a long robe ,Santa claus was wearing Artic clothes and comes on the 24th of december,they are coincidentally both red .

Answer 2

Clergyman Clement Clark Moore in 1822 wrote a poem about a good natured saint who came down the chimney on christmas eve. Clement also conjured up the original 8 reindeer. The poem was Twas the night before Christmas. Saint Nicholas was Americanized from his European roots of Sinter Claus, Cris Cringle, and the real-life Saint Nicholas.

Answer 3

Because all the doors and windows are locked and he doesn't want to break anything. The ***** door is too small (you would think the chimney would be too small also), but the chimney is the only opening to the house.. unless you can you think of any other methods?

Answer 4

he does not always use the chiminy! Silly that was in the olden days , he is magic, and uses it when the house has no chimney

Answer 5

He doesn't want to set off the front door alarms

Answer 6

my 9 year old says because he doesn't want to get affected by the alarm codes and busted or arrested.

Answer 7

Cause he has no idea that he can just bust through the wall like the Kool aid man...."OH YEAHHH"

Answer 8

Because the doors are locked.

Answer 9

Sorry, in my house it was the clothes dyer as we didn't have a chimney.

I think it was easier for him because he landed on the roof.

Answer 10

da doors and windows were locked