Why is Santa Claus so fat?

Answer 1

Because it's cold in the North Pole, so he doesn't go out to exercise!

Answer 2

The non-believers I meet, think that to believe you have to have a thing called faith. They say they wish they had it, but you know they don't; in fact, while they are talking, their faces and hands are telling you how superior they feel in their non-believing, and how immature, how naive they find you. They discovered some time back that Santa Claus is only a device to sell the goods in a store, and they say that God is only a device to keep you quiet; a way of shutting your mouth so that you will let the world go on. Then if  227  you stir them, they turn on you, and rage against God (in Whom they do not believe) for allowing such things as venereal disease and poverty and war.

I don't know why some people have faith and others don't. The Báb says, 'The difference which separates believer from non-believer is knowledge.'[1] If present-day intellectuals are often unbelievers, it is because they see religion in its decay. Religion to them is strange clothing, robes and trappings, hocus-pocus; and strange ideas, complicated and irrelevant. However, in the ages of faith it is the intellectuals who believe, and lead the others: Augustine, Rumi, Dante, for instance; highly sophisticated, highly intellectual.
[1. The Persian Bayan 6:4; excerpt translated by M.G.]

(Marzieh Gail, Dawn Over Mount Hira, p. 226)

Answer 3

1. Mrs. Claus' cookies
2. Steady diet of Reindeer meat (the ones that didn't make the cut for sleigh pulling.)
3. He sleeps from January to November
4. Weather at North Pole prevents him from going for a jog
5. Mrs. Claus likes him that way, more to hold on to
6. Too much time sitting on his butt doing the Yahoo Answers tip

Answer 4

just like a magition he has many tricks
and not just up his sleeves [if you know what that means]
thats why hes fat
also suspect it may be a discise ,reportedly a pillow ,fda hasnt confirmed
but suspect is armed and danger ous
suspected to be traking for bear with deer bait
locked and loaded
block up the chimminies
the judge satan/santa claws [laws/clause]
is comming into town
he knows if we been good or bad
he fights under weight ,thus his opponants handicap is hes faster than he looks
and more dangerous than he would appear.
dont tip the fat into the fire ,the santa diet ho ho ho
would you he was as skinny as jesus?satan clause
the fatted calf?

Answer 5

He eats all the cookies and milk.

Every little boy and girl leaves out cookies and milk for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. He eats them all so he gains weight!

Answer 6

ON EVERY MANTEL AND ON EVERY COFFEE TABLE ARE NOTHING BUT PLATE AFTER PLATE OF COOKIES. JUST ONCE I WISH SOMEONE WOULD LEAVE ME A TURKEY SANDWICH!


Defend the poor and fatherless; Do justice to the afflicted and needy. Deliver the poor and needy; Free them from the hand of the wicked.

Psalm 82:3-4



GOD BLESS

Answer 7

Trust me, if you've seen the very first photos of how Santa was portrayed you wouldn't complain! The very first Santa was scrawning, scruffy, disheveled, and looked drunk.

Answer 8

Because he goes to millions of houses in the worls and they all leave cookies and milk for him

Answer 9

because all the elf's do all the work and he eats cookies and drinks milk and sits on a sleigh.

Answer 10

For a fat guy. he sure is a good guy.