Mine is torn between a few:
"What happened to then? We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon." (Basically that whole sequence)
"I hate it when I get my Schwartz all twisted"
"Oh, S****. There goes the planet."
2006-12-21 14:55:21 · 14 answers · asked by Lori S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
I liked the following parts:
[as they are trekking through the desert]
Lone Starr: Water. Water.
Barf: [Barf is panting with his tounge hanging out]
Dot Matrix: Oil. Oil.
Princess Vespa: Room service. Room service
Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
[King Roland has given in to Dark Helmet's threats, and is telling him the combination to the "air shield"]
Roland: One.
Dark Helmet: One.
Colonel Sandurz: One.
Roland: Two.
Dark Helmet: Two.
Colonel Sandurz: Two.
Roland: Three.
Dark Helmet: Three.
Colonel Sandurz: Three.
Roland: Four.
Dark Helmet: Four.
Colonel Sandurz: Four.
Roland: Five.
Dark Helmet: Five.
Colonel Sandurz: Five.
Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
President Skroob: [enters after the interrogation of King Roland] Well? Did it work? Where's the king?
Dark Helmet: It worked, sir. We have the combination.
President Skroob: Great. Now we can take every last breath of fresh air from planet Druidia. What's the combination?
Dark Helmet: 1 2 3 4 5.
President Skroob: 1 2 3 4 5? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage! Prepare Spaceball 1 for immediate departure!
Dark Helmet: Yes, sir!
President Skroob: And change the combination on my luggage!
2006-12-21 15:06:49 · answer #1 · answered by Julita 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time. -- Lone Starr
Colonel Sandurz: Sir, do you think we're being too literal?
Dark Helmet: No you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.
Also the part when they are walking in the desert with all of the Princess' luggage and Lone Star pulls out this huge hair dryer and says something along the lines of: "Is THIS really necessary?"
2006-12-21 23:40:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lone Star, opening the glove compartment: "Liquid Schwartz!" (Say this the next time any of your friends orders an espresso...it's a hoot.)
2006-12-21 23:57:50 · answer #3 · answered by perelandra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not going to re-type the script, but the part where dark helmet is watching spaceballs: the movie.
lol
2006-12-21 23:05:50 · answer #4 · answered by revoltix 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
May the Schwartz be with you!
2006-12-21 22:58:47 · answer #5 · answered by jperk1941 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, Lord Helmet, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, Sir
Ok someone just put this so...
"Out of order, even in the future nothing works."
2006-12-21 23:07:36 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, since this one hasn't been said.
Look sir, it's A 'Y'!
Yogurt, Yogurt I HATE YOGURT...especially with Strawberries.
O.o Yeah...
Spaceballs the ________ (All good)
2006-12-21 23:21:55 · answer #7 · answered by Nailo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love that movie, it's hilarious!
I loved it when Barf said "I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!"
There are so many other ones too.
2006-12-21 23:20:12 · answer #8 · answered by sunday girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the matter Col. Sandurz; chicken? (Rick Moranis)
Ooh! That's gonna leave a mark. (John Candy)
2006-12-21 23:08:16 · answer #9 · answered by Joe Schmo from Kokomo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
One of my favorite movies!
some of my favorite lines are:
"No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again."
"Well, if it isn't Lone Star. And his sidekick, Puke. "
"How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?..... I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! Keep firing, assholes!"
2006-12-21 23:07:30 · answer #10 · answered by Courtlyn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋