I feel like I'm surrounded by a bunch of reporters tonight.
2006-12-21 14:38:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm here!
2006-12-21 19:53:43 · answer #1 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm right here! Let's get going! Here's a dumb yet funny joke for you.
Once upon a time, in the middle of the ocean, there was the Island of Trid.
It seems that most of the Island of Trid was covered by a large mountain. On this mountain lived a Giant. The Giant did not allow Trids on his mountain. If a Trid dared to climb onto the mountain, the Giant would kick him into the ocean. Trids are notoriously bad swimmers, and frequently drowned when kicked into the ocean.
The Trids were a very sexual people, and the population had grown quite large. Every square inch of the island, except the mountain, was crowded with Trids.
The Trids spent their days crowded together, dreaming of the open space available on the ever visible mountain. Every few days, a Trid would decide he couldn't stand the crowds any more. He would start to climb the mountain, and the Giant would kick the Trid into the ocean.
The Trids were a very depressed people.
One day a traveling Rabbi visited the Island of Trid. Despite their overcrowded conditions, the Trids were extremely generous to this man of God.
The Rabbi decided to return the favor, and to go plead the Trid's case to the Giant. "Surely the Giant can be convinced to share some of the mountain with you," the Rabbi explained.
The Trids were horrified. "Please don't go, Rabbi", the Trids implored. "The Giant will kick you into the ocean, and you will surely drown."
The Rabbi was stubborn, and insisted that he talk to the Giant. The Trids sent out every boat they had. They formed a ring around the island, so that they would be able to rescue the Rabbi.
The Rabbi started walking towards the mountain. No sign of the Giant.
He walked through the foothills, and there was no sign of the Giant.
He started up the slopes of the mountain, further than any Trid had ever been. Still no sign of the Giant.
Finally he reached the summit of the mountain. There the Giant was waiting for him. The Rabbi asked "Tell me Giant, why have you allowed me to climb to the top of the mountain, without kicking me off the moment I started climbing?"
And the Giant replied, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"
2006-12-21 22:44:57 · answer #2 · answered by J-Dawn 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
SOME OF US HAVE HAD TRYING WEEKS AND ARE A LITTLE TIRED, BUT IM HONESTLY SEARCHING FOR MY HUMOR.
Defend the poor and fatherless; Do justice to the afflicted and needy. Deliver the poor and needy; Free them from the hand of the wicked.
Psalm 82:3-4
GOD BLESS
2006-12-21 22:42:27 · answer #3 · answered by thewindowman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have no sense of humor but that doesnt make me a reporter. that would take too much effort
2006-12-22 01:07:18 · answer #4 · answered by HeNRY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im here to laugh, so i guess we can share some humorous moments
2006-12-21 22:41:36 · answer #5 · answered by msX 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reported!!!! Not.. Who are the cool people?
2006-12-21 22:42:09 · answer #6 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lost my humor with my last question and my temper with two answerers. My spirit is broken now.
2006-12-21 22:43:55 · answer #7 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Usually they are here in the polls & surveys section, or the jokes & riddles category.
2006-12-21 22:40:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK....try the internet
2006-12-21 22:40:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha u r wrong all people loves u
2006-12-21 22:41:05 · answer #10 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋