"Hey Jason, my name is ___________ and I saw you _____________ at the table, so I thought I would ______________ and introduce myself to you. You have such a nice ____________ and I also like your ______________ and I was wondering if I could __________ and join you at your table? Thanks! Anyway, do you like my ________________ cuz I really do. My girlfriend likes to _________ with it sometimes isn't that __________?So do you want to go _______________ with me? I'm feeling ____________ right now. Does that ____________ you? My ____________ itches, can you scratch my ________________? Can I ___________ with your __________________?"
2006-12-21 13:15:34 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hey my name is nordstrom i saw you dancing ON the table, so i thought i would sing and introduce myself to you. You have such a nice leg and i also like your nose and i was wondering if i could dance and join you at your table? thanks! anyway, do you like my sock cuz i really do. My girlfriend likes to play with it sometimes isn;t that hot? So do you wanna have an affair with me? I'm feeling damn fine right now. does that offend you? my face itches can you scratch my face? ...k im done the last line is perverted
2006-12-21 13:21:43 · answer #1 · answered by Ashley 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey Jason, my name is COTE and I saw you ALONE at the table, so I thought I would SPEAK and introduce myself to you. You have such a nice *** and I also like your EYES and I was wondering if I could SET DOWN and join you at your table? Thanks! Anyway, do you like my DOG cuz I really do. My girlfriend likes to PLAY with it sometimes isn't that RIGHT ?So do you want to go HOME with me? I'm feeling FINE right now. Does that SUITE you? My BODY itches, can you scratch my HEAD? Can I PLAY with your CAT?"
2006-12-21 21:35:08 · answer #2 · answered by ® Espresso ® 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come fill in the blanks, Be creative ok?
"Hey Jason, my name is Trunks and I saw you grinding parsley at the table, so I thought I would de-magnetize my Credit Card and introduce myself to you. You have such a nice clavicle and I also like your assortment of stolen Library Cards...I was wondering if I could avoid the Process Server trying to serve me with Court Papers and join you at your table? Thanks! Anyway, do you like my bullet-proof coffee mug cuz I really do. My girlfriend likes to intimidate people with it sometimes... isn't that DISCO? So do you want to go clip coupons with me? I'm feeling mink coats right now. Does that encourage you? My alternator itches, can you scratch my serpentine belt? Can I shuck and jive with your Mother-In-Law?"
2006-12-21 21:31:32 · answer #3 · answered by clever nickname 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey Jason, my name is Jane and I saw you vomiting at the table, so I thought I would taste this and introduce myself to you. You have such a nice spread and I also like your form and I was wondering if I could vomit and join you at your table? Thanks! Anyway, do you like my chunks cuz I really do. My girlfriend likes to eat them with it sometimes isn't that gross?So do you want to go load up with me? I'm feeling empty right now. Does that work for you? My throat itches, can you scratch my tonsils can I squeeze your Popsicle?"
2006-12-21 21:40:12 · answer #4 · answered by Wiseguy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey Jason, my name is Zansabar and I saw you picking your nose at the table, so I thought I would offer you a Kleenex and introduce myself to you. You have such a nice cleft lip and I also like your third nipple and I was wondering if I could fart and join you at your table? Thanks! Anyway, do you like my grill cuz I really do. My boyfriend likes to brush it sometimes isn't that so fresh and so clean? So do you want to go do the worm with me? I'm feeling gregarious right now. Does that suit you? My kneecap itches, can you scratch my elbow? Can I shart with your underwear on?
Good *Question*!! LOL
2006-12-21 21:24:56 · answer #5 · answered by KansasCityGirl26 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"Hey Jason, my names is Psycho and I saw you w*nking at the table, so I thought I would distract you and introduce myself to you. You have such a nice stroke and I also like your eyes and I was wondering if I could sit down and join you at your table? Thanks! Anyway, do you like my lipstick, cos I really do. My girlfriend likes to mess with it sometimes isn't that ridiculous? So do you want to go ice-skating with me? I'm feeling dizzy right now. Does that bother you? My nose itches, can you scratch my butt? Can I play with your dog?
2006-12-21 21:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by salstick 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Hey Jason, my name is George and I saw you planning a terrorist attack at the table, so I thought I would send you a text message and introduce myself to you. You have such a nice beard and I also like your missile launcher and I was wondering if I could fart and join you at your table? Thanks! Anyway, do you like my country cuz I really do. My girlfriend likes to play poker with it sometimes isn't that interesting?So do you want to go to jail with me? I'm feeling as a militar right now. Does that bother you? My arm itches, can you scratch my hand? Can I send you to jail with your entire army?"
2006-12-21 22:08:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hey Jason, my name is Bullwinkle J. Moose and I saw you trying to molest a sheep at the table, so I thought I would pull out my Animal Husbandry Merit Badge and introduce myself to you. You have such a nice hairpiece and I also like your AARP membership card and I was wondering if I could put down this can of bait and join you at your table? Thanks! Anyway, do you like my tinsel-decorated antlers, cuz I really do (they pull in the Frostbite Falls Weather Report!). My girlfriend likes to plan outings with it sometimes, isn't that just peachy? So do you want to go meet my pal Rocky with me? I'm feeling kinda outa sorts here in the 21st century, does that confuse you? My bunion itches, can you scratch my Wossamatta U cleats? Can I pull a rabbit of a hat with your "I Love Lucy" beanie?
2006-12-21 21:33:03 · answer #8 · answered by Palmerpath 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"Hey Jason,my name is MICHEAL JACKSON and I saw you AND YOUR SON at the table,so I thought I would PUT MY SPARKLY GLOVE ON and introduce myself to you. You have such a nice YOUNG SON and I also like your OLDER SON and I was wondering if I could HUG YOUR KIDS and join you at your table? Thanks!Anyway,do you like my NOSE cuz I really do.My girlfriend like to TAKE IT OFF AND PLAY with it sometimes isn`t that SILLY?So do you want to go AND LEAVE YOUR YOUNG SON`S with me?I`m feeling LIKE I WANT TO TOUCH YOU right now.Does that TICKLE you?My HAPPY PLACE itches,can you scratch my SPECIAL SPOT?Can I TAKE MY HAND AND PLAY with your HAPPY PLACE?
2006-12-21 21:36:10 · answer #9 · answered by NONAME 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hey Jason, my name is pedro and I saw you picking your nose at the table, so I thought I would spy on you and introduce myself to you. You have such a nice bosom and I also like your fishnet stockings and I was wondering if I could lick your eyebrows and join you at your table? Thanks! Anyway, do you like my bulky pants cuz I really do. My girlfriend likes to play with it sometimes isn't that weird?So do you want to go out to the dumpster with me? I'm feeling sheepish right now. Does that tickle you? My syphilis itches, can you scratch my nuts? Can I pick at it with your fingernails?"
2006-12-21 21:19:22 · answer #10 · answered by Dick Tater 3 · 5⤊ 3⤋