You're gonna love this.... My ex used to sometimes do the laundry. That meant throwing everything in the hamper in the washer at the same time. He never used fabric softner and everything stuck together with static. Something to remember.
One day I went to work and on the way back through the parking lot at lunch time.... there was as a pair of my underwear... they were very unusual and sexy looking - my favorite. I knew without a doubt they were mine. They must have been stuck to my pants and finally dislodge while I was walking in.
So there I was walking to my car with a business associate, a gentleman who noticed the offending undies... and pointed them out to me with an off color remark....
What to do? Imagine my thought process... Should I walk over pick them up and stick them in my pocket???? Then I thought... What would he think?
Alas. When I came back from lunch and no one was around, they were gone! Who took them? Did they put them on? Was one of my co-workers walking around with my underwear in their pocket?
I miss those underwear.
Sigh.
2006-12-21 11:33:56
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answered by Jojo 2
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Well I can't think of any right now for me but my friend recently had one and here is how it went. she had just bought this cute skirt that was the smallest size at the store yet it was still loose on her. So she was going to put a belt on but there were no belt loops. She was mad but she wanted to wear the skirt to this party soooo bad. and so she did, and she kept pulling it up whenever she could when no one was looking, and tried to sit down as much as possible. Then her hugest crush walked up to her and asked her to dance and she couldn't refuse so she danced with him. Her skirt didn't fall down for the first two songs so she tried a fast dance. And it still didn't fall down. So then her and her crush walk over to me and asked me to take a picture of them so i counted until I took the pic. 1.....2.....3..... and at that moment her skirt fell down. What a coincidence. Luckily for her, her crush covered her until she picked up her skirt. How sweet. I still have the pic.
2006-12-21 11:30:47
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answered by alora95 2
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Someone was saying a very good joke- I laughed so much- a fart came out and everyone heard- and that was the second most funniest joke of the night. HORRIBLE!!!
2006-12-21 11:29:53
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answered by Taz 4
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Once at a party a BBW who was rather drunk leaned over to talk to me and fell on me face first right in my lap. the chair I was sitting in collapsed and she ended up on top of me in a rather provocative position . Almost every one there clapped or cat called and really embarrassed me.
2006-12-21 11:26:21
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answered by Mad Dog Johnson 4
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I was a cheerleader in high school and at our playoff game, at Texas Stadium, I was getting tossed in the air (stunt) and the others didnt catch me so I fell straight on my back in front of EVERYONE!!!
It was sooooo embarrassing and it hurt like hell!!
2006-12-21 11:27:40
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answered by Lindsey H 4
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omg this is the worst ok yesterday i was washing at the laundry mat and there was this fine guy there so i was trying to be cute and i hit my head on the thing where you put the coins omg i was so embarrased cuz it was so loud and he was right next to me i just played it off like nothing happened (FYI he left right after and didnt say a word to me damn)
2006-12-21 11:24:54
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answered by Anonymous
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I started my period in the 6th grade and had on white corduroy pant, I wanted to die....23 years later and I can still remember how horrible I felt!
2006-12-21 11:23:38
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answered by ? 4
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Running with my sister in the school parking lot after school. I tripped and fell. I don't know if anyone seen me. Gee I hope not.
2006-12-21 11:25:31
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answered by Anonymous
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I had my arm and hand down my pants cause I had an itchy hive on my thigh from allergies, that was driving my crazy, and my ex's cousin walked in on me while doing this.
2006-12-21 11:25:18
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answered by Anonymous
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i replaced into at LAX (the huge airport in la) and replaced into walking (for some reason). i replaced into interior the england worldwide section and tripped and FACE PLANTED it. whilst i attempted to come again up my huge backpack fell over my head and that i fell back off. interior the technique, I controlled to get the coffee i replaced into keeping in my hand throughout myself. everybody died guffawing and my dad replaced into guffawing so hard he does not even help me back up.
2016-10-15 09:55:14
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answered by ? 4
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