Invent a new word and explain what it means.?

Question

I saw that Ian Dowie, ex-footie manager, made up "bounceabackability" and it's now included in the dictionary. So can you do better than him?

Answer 1

I think that you can always make up a new verb if you use the persons name-ing. such as if your name was "david" I would say you were "daviding" again if you were acting like yourself, and everyone is unique

Answer 2

Seagull Manager - Boss who swoops into the office, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything then flies off.

Sarchasm - The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Ignoranus - A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Crapuccino - that particularly frothy kind of diarrhea that you only get when abroad (usually by drinking the water).

Osteopornosis - a degenerate disease.

Arachnoleptic Fit - The frantic dance performed just after you've walked through a spider's web

Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

Ego Surfing - Scanning the Net, databases, print media and so on, looking for references to one's own name.

Swiped Out - An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

GOOD Job - A "Get-Out-Of-Debt" job. A well-paying job people take in order to pay off their debts, one that they will quit as soon as they are solvent again.

Beepilepsy - The brief seizure people sometimes have when receiving a text on their mobile (especially in vibrator mode). Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions and interruption of speech in mid-sentence.

Starter Marriage - A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets.

SITCOMs - What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids. Stands for Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.

Mouse Potato - The online, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

Tanorexic - Addicted to tanning machines

Smirting - Flirting between smokers who've left the office building to have a puff.

Answer 3

Cormatial (core-mash-e-all) (commonly used as Cormatial Fight)
A cormatial fight is when you and others are fighting, but siding on the same thing.
IE You and your friend was to get the same ice cream, You cant decide. You are saying vanilla, while your friend is saying Vanilla also.
Cormatial alone means to side with one another.
Creators-Me and my friend, for actually performing that fight above.(yes, we are weird)

P.S. Personasy sounds like a real word, but its not in the dictoinary

Answer 4

Jenyus /n/ (Jeen-yus): A person who is well educated, but lacking in common sense.

Example: You didn't want to get that SAT question wrong, so you bubbled in ALL the answers? What a Jenyus.

(Sometimes used in the phrase "Jenyus with a capital J.")

Answer 5

Personasy (per-son-a-see)
My friend invented it when referring to a large crowd of people, a sea of people
"She was lost in a personasy"
I actually use it quite a lot lol

Merry Christmas xx

Answer 6

Goober or Gwber meaning a stupid annoying person. As in the initials of a very famous stupid annoying person George W Bush.

Answer 7

kitkat has hit on something - society seems to be full of 'ing's now - where you take a proper noun and turn it into a verb, the most obvious one being 'googling'. I saw on tv tonight that we can now go 'Asda-ing' too - what fun!

Answer 8

Pluggling - the art of getting food stuff out of the plug-hole in your sink.

Answer 9

Urple...It means "most excellent" as in "Your dress is urple; did it cost a lot?"

This word was only made up so something could rhyme with "purple." Darn you purple.

Answer 10

Snotooge (the residue my dog leaves on the windows of my car and on the storm door window)