A rolling pin maybe???? any suggestions
2006-12-21 09:52:03 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Give her some firewood.....what.
2006-12-21 09:53:43 · answer #1 · answered by Ha! Invisible! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could be wrong, but I don't think a 75 year old oak branch would fit in a christmas stocking.
2006-12-21 09:57:34 · answer #2 · answered by rtanys 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give her a vibrator and some batteries. That's the gift that keeps on giving. Good Luck and Merry Christmas.
2006-12-21 09:55:04 · answer #3 · answered by Goddess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well. to be funny buy one of those at the novelty store long, hard , thick vibrators to really get a laugh out of her.
2006-12-21 09:57:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You weren't serious with your previous question apparantly, you like to get a rise out of people. Give this imaginary woman a giant candy cane >>;
2006-12-21 09:55:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A polish sausage if she likes meat, a zucchini if she is vegetarian, a baseball bat if she's into sports, a stick-shift if she likes cars... and if she likes men, a box of Trojans and she could fill them herself.
2006-12-21 09:57:20 · answer #6 · answered by joe d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A big long peppermint stick would be better. Have a blessed Christmas and a joyous New Year! God bless****
2006-12-21 09:54:18 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pringles.
2006-12-21 10:23:39 · answer #8 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best gift you can give her is An oversized Candy Cane
2006-12-21 09:55:50 · answer #9 · answered by Honey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too bad you don't have anything like that, huh? You can get a summer sausage at Wal-Mart for $5.
2006-12-21 09:57:19 · answer #10 · answered by PDH 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk about a hoe?? Garden hoe! lol... you could take that so many ways and places! Enjoy making light of a great opportunity!!
2006-12-21 09:55:19 · answer #11 · answered by thelaundryfairy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋