Can an elephant stick its trunk up its own bottom?

Question

or does it haveto ask somebody else

Answer 1

Dear Paul,

While I know you have wrung your hands over this question, probably for many many weeks...I assure you, I have the answer. The Elephantidae, from the family Pachyderm, is capabale of numerous feats that would "WOW the socks off" the average curious Joe like yourself. Not only can the Elephant reach its own "backdoor", but in fact, the Elephant spends numerous hours involved in "backdoor" activities. Numerous zoologist have spent time watching the homosexual behavior of the species, as is documented in Wikipedia and other encyolopedic sources. (don't believe me...look it up in Wikipedia) Wonder no more...YES the Elephant can reach its massive hind end.

Answer 2

See the Brass Eye documentary. One poor elephant was so distressed it shoved it's trunk up it's an*s. A famous person was appealing for help and everythink so it must be true......

Answer 3

I think you are seriously wierd asking such a question and I do have to ask you "Why would it want to"

If you had the anatomy to enable you to stick your own nose up your own **** would you do it, I know I wouldn't bother

Answer 4

can you stick your dick up your own a rse. its a bit nearer. so the problem is yours, and your wanna be , an animal lover with your fixation on the size of elephants trunks

Answer 5

I have no idea but I really think you should get up nice and close and give it a try. Approach from the rear! LOL

Answer 6

Just make sure - it IS the trunk you blow down !

Answer 7

Only if it needs to wash up there.

Answer 8

no if it wants to, dosent have to ask ,just shove some unfortunate up as far as he wants

Answer 9

you answered your own question

Answer 10

only when it's on something really addictive