christmas card to a politician?

Question

If you had to write a card to a living politician, and the card had to be creative funny and sarcastic, who would it be to and what would it say?

If you had to write a christmas card to a living politician, and the card had to be creative funny and sarcastic, who would it be to and what would it say?

has to be a CHRISTMAS card

Answer 1

To Bill Clinton, and it would be something like this:

CHRISTMAS EVE 2000

'Twas the night before Christmas, and in the White House,
Bill Clinton lay snuggled with a woman not his spouse.
The Cabinet was tucked all secured in their beds,
While our soldiers and sailors were dying and dead.

Somalia, Haiti and Bosnia, too..
North Korea and Haiti, knew what to do.
Filled all their stockings with explosives and nukes,
And terrorize the world like a bunch of mad kooks.

But, suddenly from my heart, there arose such a song!
'Cause Bill Clinton was soon to be gone!
Inuraguation Day was less than a a month hence;
When America would then be free from the Democrat offense.

George Bush snuck down to the Oval Office with care,
Knowing that soon his would be the big chair!
He'd fill up his Cabinet with friends that he knew,
And would place judges in high places, just give him his cue!

The smile on his face was a grin ear-to-ear,
Knowing that soon there would be nothing to fear.
As he was leaving the White House, he turned with a grin,
"Merry Christmas, Y'all, Can't wait to move in!!!"

Answer 2

Merry Christmas to you Dick. Maybe you can have a fireplace installed for you and Scooter, one of the finest individuals you have ever had the pleasure of knowing. I'm sure Santa will bring plenty of coal.

Answer 3

Dear Howard Dean,

MINNESOTA>>>>KANSAS>>>>CALIFORNIA>>>>>>

EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeHHHHHHAAAAAAAWWW!!!!

We enjoyed, have a Merry Christmas.

Answer 4

To mr. Bush,
I was going to ask you to be smart.....
ah wait, i know better than to ask for the incomprehensible!

Answer 5

Hey, Hillary.
How many babies have you fathered?