What would you do if you got abducted by aliens (extra-terrestrials)??

Question

Let's say..one minute you're walking you're dog..and the next minute you're in some UFO...

What the??

Answer 1

What makes you think you will have any choices during an abduction?...
They are far superior to us..They can communicate through telepathy...and..they make sure..that you are incapacitated..They are not going to allow a primitive species like us decide on what should happen during and encounter like such.
They are well aware what kind of savages we humans STILL are...

What would I do??..RUN!!!!!!..before it even happens..but if it's too late..and they have me already..I would hope that it all would be over very quickly..

Answer 2

There are no aliens kid..."That's a money pit sceme to get people into
Purchasing Magazine's like terrestrial Times...Or Roswell today..
"You'll waste all your money Kid"....( Speed bump! ) for $69.95 we can send you a facttor space game, Where you and a guy name Bill can fly around in a space ship shooting down the Tri-Terrestrials from a imaginary space of pressure instead of Vacuum Relativity. P.S. If you purchase the game and win the galaxi, you will be featured on msnbc as the worst person in the Galaxi...L.O.Laughs !

Answer 3

Demand something rewarding for the experience . . . like to be made 20 years younger, unlock vast powers of intelligence and become independently wealthy. The whole concept of UFOs would be a lot more accepted if they were enter into mythology and be more like catching a lephrecan and getting the pot of gold.

Answer 4

I'd make a microfilm copy of their interstellar propulsion systems, and then sell it to NASA and retire to a small island on a planet near Alpha Centauri (using their technology to get there, of course!).

I'd also write a book debunking the myth of Extra Terrestrials and give the proceeds to Valley Children's Hospital in Fresno, CA.

Answer 5

Obviously try to communicate in some form. When they begin to prod, I would make a high pitch screeching noise that will cause their heads to implode. I would then take over the controls of the ship and fly around a bit. When I get low of go-go juice, I'd head back to earth and land in Nevada -- Just to get maximum attention. LOL

Answer 6

First build a Mountain of Mash Potatoes then Smile and Hug them and climb on Board, that's what Richard Dreyfuss did, duh!

Make babies, that is good, many don't realize on that big mothership on Close Encounters had a strip-joint on it like on movie Outland, those Aliens know how to get down!

Answer 7

First, hope you weren't food or a guinea pig test subject.
Try and convince them to impart Superior intelligence,Come back with proof.Cure all known disease,pollution problems,energy problems,ignorance,wars,famine,poverty.How to make us live Eco-Happy with the earth,not trash her like a waste dump.
Set up a protection field around the earth,to protect her from major impacts.

Answer 8

Hmm.. that would be great!
I dreamt of it a lot at nights.. I sooo willing to meet a little green creature, whom I would shake its hand.. I will never fear if they would kidnap me, because i think this type of event is so special and rare, that fear has no place, and is not an option!
Even if they would be cruel and would like to kill me, It will be sooooc oooool. Because i i will solve myself the question of.. ARE THERE ALIENS OUT THERE?!?!?! :)

Answer 9

Grab some kind of physical evidence like a nuclear cigarette lighter because there's a $10,000,000 prize awarded to the first person who shows some.

Answer 10

i would do my best to let them know that Not all of Earth is run by screwed up politicians, then show the grand canyon,, mt everest, the deserts, oceans, and tell them oneday humanity will be a part of the big scheme of universal life