Um...Like What do you do when your bored in an office and can't go to some site you want to?

Question

lol another odd question for you people out there :P btw I am bored :P

lol I don't work here I just filed for my mom.....(for those saying get back to work :P) I'd be working if I worked there

Answer 1

That's a very good question. See me at the break, and I'll avoid answering it then, too.
^_^

Answer 2

I take it you work in an office and cannot access the Internet? Or, you can, but you'll get busted because they watch everything. They're are a number of quick fixes and FUN ONES for boredom..take heed..take hemp.....take drugs, drink on the job (but make up a doctor's excuse, so people think you have a weird liver that NEEDS ETOH)...put your face on the copy machine and make copies, OR, other parts,it's a BLAST!!!!. Go out to lunch with a different bloke EVERY DAY and have INTENSE SEX, in public, that is not boring. ROB A BANK on your lunch hour..you'll forget about the internet quickly...(just pass a note to the teller asking for 4 stacks, no red dye, no one gets hurt - you'll NEVER get caught, but federal prision is REALLY BORING...ALSO, Find someone you hate, and buy 50 books, then, write his/her name in each, and distribute them in the WORST, gang ridden parts of town, with a passage in it that says "$10,000 dollar reward if found, and make SURE you put the address of your nemisis and phone number, wow, the boredom is literally FLYING out the window by now..., and WATCH THE HORROR and FUN BEGIN...wow, think of HOW NOT bored you'd be...HEY..pull the fire alarm - everyday at the same time, and just go home, and get online...that's not boring!!!!..those sound like REALLY exciting things...heck,...act really bizzare in your office..like scream good morning to EVERYONE at the top of your lungs..then, fall on the floor in an uncontrollable crying spell followed by manical laughter. Ask people if they saw a tv show that YOU MADE UP yourself..I bet someone will say they saw i, if so, shake uncontrollably and bite down on a tums to produce foam, they'll think you're having a grand mal..see? THE FUN IS CONSTANT..the hell with boredom... Take everyone's lunch order and get everything wrong...and have another crying spell when confronted about it...screaming "THE PRESSURE..THE PRESSURE..THE MAYO..THE MAYO..OH LAWDY, LAWDY, LAWDY, then tell some Bizarre story about how you were crossing the street and HUGE whell of cheese knocked you over, which kept you from being hit by a bus, then break into a sermon about being saved BY CHEESUS....or, wear the same outfit for WEEKS. Colour your hair a new colour each day....or, TELL PEOPLE you have a bizzare disease that makes you drool and spit, but make sure you have a mouthful of milk when doing it... when you talk..

Is this what you mean, or you have someone that watches which sites you go to..I have a really novel idea. Instead of being a drag on the economy, and being an unmotivated, barely employable worker, who thinks that LOL everything is a joke, why don't you try working, OR, pick up a book, they can't monitor that and you may learn something...and wow, if you really did some work..imagine that, you may feel good about yourself, because it sounds like your priorities are REALLY chuffed up girl..but I wish you luck, YOU REALLY NEED IT.
It's ashamed when people like your bored self, wish to GET PAID, for doing what they want (NOTHING), instead of what is required..try telling yourself it's ONLY TEMPORARY (as I'm guessing your a temp) and maybe, find out what colour your rainbow is, so you don't have to wind up asking an ASININE question like the one you asked..if your bored, do something about it. Take a walk, read a book, ACTUALLY DO SOME WORK the company your temping for is paying you for..and HOPE your manager isn't reading your bullshit here. Actually what might really help is winding up in JAIL for awhile, then you'll REALLY know what boredom is, you have everything yet you ***** about it and want other people to feel bad for you..jokingly or not, it's RATHER PATHETIC, don't you think so..little young acting girl?

Answer 3

Try to stick pencils into the ceiling tiles. Have a jumping contest with yourself, see how many one legged jumps you can do, the leg that does the most wins! Spin in your fancy office chair til you puke. Make a finger puppet theatre and finger puppet costumes and put on a show for yourself. Invite friends to watch!

Answer 4

I come to this site! I'm at work in an office right now!

Answer 5

I learned how to erase all history of sites I've been to and do it every Friday in case the boss has the computor geek come in...lol.

Answer 6

I am 13, and I would masturbate...there's always some fun new toy to try out in an office...

Answer 7

I watch the women in the office.

Answer 8

I go to Yahoo Q's & A's!
By the way, why are there so many pathetic people saying you should masturbate at work?
Please pick me as B'A!!!
; )

Answer 9

I work.

Answer 10

Girl you'd better get to work before you **** around and get fired!