It sprung to mind when I saw a wedding clip for the new FF movie. Thing never married Alicia Masters in the comics. However, if he had, would he have been able to consumate the marriage.
Think about it, his whole body is rock, so that wouldn't that include his d***? Would the Thing have still been able to do her?
2006-12-21 08:42:14 · 7 answers · asked by Knight-wing 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
No, she’s blind, but she’s not stupid! SHE read a Braille version of “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex”. Would YOU let someone whose ‘thing’ was covered with rocks… oh please.
No, that’s why Ben was constantly after Reed to try to restore him to normal. He couldn’t get his rocks off until he, uh, got his rocks off. If you know what I mean.
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2006-12-22 13:29:17 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah definitely, thats the real reason shes with him, massive rock d*ck, always rock hard and ready lol
most women would kill for this lol
2006-12-22 13:47:00 · answer #2 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course his d*** is rock. And he sure as hell would have... She wouldn't even have seen it coming....
Little known fact: Before he was mutated by cosmic radiation, Ben Grimm was an amature Porn Star.... and his d***'s name was "The Thing". Ergo his Fantastic Four codename.
(Bad puns I know)
2006-12-21 22:31:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
sure he would he would just have to keep a 5 gallon pail of lube by the bed.
2006-12-21 17:04:08 · answer #4 · answered by Weapon X 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he did, everyone would have known. She would not have been able to walk for at least a year!
2006-12-21 16:52:15 · answer #5 · answered by Panzer D 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
think they are all forming a line after hearing she was with the thing. as she was'nt fussy
2006-12-21 16:45:19 · answer #6 · answered by jinx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he did and pulled out and came on her face, do you think he would shoot pebbles?
2006-12-21 20:23:38 · answer #7 · answered by DLG 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋