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I live in the dorms. Well yesterday my roommate went home and I had the day off. I went to my computer desk & put in a prono DVD put my headphones on & started masturbating. I didn't know my roommate gave his key to his girlfriend so she could get some of her stuff she left. My back was to the door & I didnt hear her come in. We have a huge old fashion desk chair with a high back so all she saw of me was the top of my head. I am about to explode when I felt a tap on the top of my head. In a frightened reaction I spun around & stated cuming at the time. She was right there about a foot infront of me. We both just froze as she stared down at my erupting climax. When it stopped it must have let her unfreeze. She just quickly turned around and said "oh my god I'm sorry" and said she needed her boyfriends book. I just pointed to under his bed she got it an left.

What do I do? Should I say something?
(If your a girl)What would you do in a situation like that?

2006-12-21 08:00:12 · 33 answers · asked by orangecross666 1 in Family & Relationships Friends

33 answers

Can't do too much.....Just laugh it off...Apologize...and be more careful.

2006-12-21 08:02:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Okay so not to be a tool but that sounds EXACTLY like what happened in the movie Gramma's Boy but it was a guy and his friends mom...

Anyway, if that really did happen then what are you gonna do??? She saw it and unless you have a rewind button not much you can do about it. I can bet though it will be a long LONG time before you ever see her again, believe me on that. So either you tell your boy not to give out his keys again and let it go or move, far, far away

2006-12-21 08:06:28 · answer #2 · answered by preciseonegirl28 3 · 0 1

Bwahahahahaahhahahahahahaha you gotta admit man, that's some pretty funny sh!t hahahahahahhahaa. Ahum.. ahum... well.. ehm.. okay. I think you should be just the person you are and be cute about it. Send her a "get well soon" card, and inside, in a discreet way, just tell her "i hope you have a good shrink". And if your roommate asks what the card is all about, just throw a joke and say "nah man, i mean she'll need a good shrink if she's seeing you right?" And i hope that can cover it.... eh... eheh.. ehehehehhahauhahahahaahahahauhauah

2006-12-21 08:06:04 · answer #3 · answered by Zenithia Victora 3 · 2 1

That's actually really funny. There are alot worse things in life than getting caught masturbating. Laugh it off and let her do the same. Bringing it up will only make things more awkward.

2006-12-21 08:04:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Girls know that guys do things like that. Just let it pass over. You don't need to bring it up or talk to her about it. She was surprised but I'm sure she understands that you were just being a guy.

If it were me, I would probably tell my best friend what happened and then forgotten about it.

2006-12-21 08:04:22 · answer #5 · answered by Sunnydays 2 · 1 0

She's probably just as embarrased as you....

But I would leave it alone.....

I know as a girl...I wouldn't say anything...I wouldn't want to embarras myself let alone ruin a guy's reputation. But then if she doesn't like you...well she might go ahead and start making comments.

Gosh, I'm sorry that happened to you...

2006-12-21 08:04:39 · answer #6 · answered by mailjunkie123 3 · 0 0

Thats a bad one!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not life threatening though.

Tell your roommate what happened, exactly and in clear concise words. The ask him what to do if anything. Sounds like she wasn't traumatized or anything. All of y'all are almost adults. She already said, "she's sorry" so are you. Shouldn't be any problems.

2006-12-21 08:04:27 · answer #7 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 0 1

One time I walked out of the bathing room on the medical institution I paintings at with the longest piece of loo paper putting out the back of my scrub pants, for God knows how long, untill somebody finally instructed me approximately it

2016-10-15 09:38:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That is really embarrassing, but just let it go. She does not want to discuss it. Should she bring it up, you can apologize. Some day it will just be a funny story.

2006-12-21 08:04:23 · answer #9 · answered by Jinny E 5 · 0 1

OH MY GOODNESS that is one of the most embarrassing stories I have ever heard!!! i think you need to let it go though! she's going to tell the story, but hopefully you won't care if you never see your roommmate again! if you're friends maybe you can eventually laugh it off??

2006-12-21 08:04:21 · answer #10 · answered by should be working 4 · 1 0

if this really happened it is hillarious! first off you should've told her to wait around a bit for a possible round 2. secondly, well i don't know what else you should've done, maybe transfer. that is frickin' hilarious

2006-12-21 08:05:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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